Ok so here is the deal. I have been dating this chick. She is a prego(No, not the spaghetti sauce…morons)and its time to get to the intimite part of the relationship(by intimite I mean fucking) But the problem is with the baby. I mean, I dont want to be responsible for jabbing the kid. That is not cool, even by my standards. Also, what if its a girl and my Scuba Steves go into the wrong cave and get the baby pregnant!?! Then my chick will be a grandma(Which is quite a turn off. MILF works, but no GILFs, I have to have my standards you know) Now the easy fix here would be to go anal, but she isnt open to that yet.(Personally I think thats bad parenting, but it is “HER” body, well so says the media) So any advice?
yo dawg, i heard you like babies…
I think a simple google search will tell you how long its safe to have intercourse with her.
As to hitting the baby, now you’re bragging…
Okay, you can have sex till the end. Things to worry about, her bleeding or STDs, other than that you are good to go. I would leave the wild monkey sex hanging from the chandelier out for now though!
In fact, the woman having an orgasm close to term can cause an onset of labour apparently
If you had actually penetrated the cervix with your cock, your entrails would be decorating her house right now.
That.
Gee, you don’t want to know why I know that.
uh, shes pregnant with some other dudes kid? why are you dating her?
Dude, just use the arse. I can’t believe you haven’t thought of this
A winner is you.
As for the kid, that could be a big tax write off. Plus if you have a baby its easier to pick up chicks in the park. Granted if its a boy I may have to back hand em a few times just to let them know whose the mane of the house, but all in all I see no problem here. If it doesnt work out, I can simply say “Going to McDonalds” and never come back.
Dozer,
I don’t know if you’re trolling or you’re actually really this stupid, but either way, I’m very disappointed.
Ah, sorry mate I must have missed that.
You can have sex with a pregnant woman without any harm coming to the kid, is that what you need to hear? I’d suggest any position that doesn’t involve you laying on top of her though (this comes from experience).
Or, y’know, use the mouth?
ok why are you messing with this potential time bomb? stop waisting your time and get back to work on your mustang
You can meet gems like this
Police looking for woman caught on tape trashing a midtown McDonald’s
http://www.kansascity.com/637/story/1666279.html?storylink=omni_popular
The problem here is twofold.
- You are dating a pregnant girl that you didn’t knock up.
- You asked first. You should always assume.
And remember: No is just a yes while she’s still sober.
[quote=Sri Hanuman;2288897]The problem here is twofold.
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You are dating a pregnant girl that you didn’t knock up.
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You asked first. You should always assume.
And remember: No is just a yes while she’s still sober.[/quote]
The russian monkey is full of endless win!!!
Your wee-wee will not penetrate her uterus.
[quote=Solstice Queen;2288677]In fact, the woman having an orgasm close to term can cause an onset of labour apparently[/quote]No worries there then…
Just be a good docile idiot and pay for another mans baby with no reward or sex. Seriously, this is what you are setting yourself up for. Run motherfucker (apt label)!!!