If you ever go to a building or stay in a hotel the first number(s) on room represent the floor the room is on. ie. room 1387 is room 87 on the 13th floor.
You ever wonder which side of the car your gas tank is? Look on the guage where the gas pump symbol is. There’s an arrow pointing to one side or the other.
Crazy glue was orginally designed for field dressing.
Energy drinks are bad for you. Need energy? Try Coffee and b complex that is 1000% above the RDA
If you want to wake somebody up try staring at them for 5 minutes while they’re still asleep.
The endorphines released during sex helps cure most headaches.
Many Americans know about the battle of the Monitor and the Merrimack (CSS Virginia) but what a lot of people don’t know is that John Ericson who designed the Monitor was also the person who invented the propeller driven ship.
Benjamin Franklin invented the rocking chair.
The toilet on a ship is called a head because sailors originally went to the head of a ship to take a piss. (Remember they sailing ships relied on wind)
You will never be as cool as Omega so you should have never read this list.
It’s one of those things that is really not standardized in a car. Like the shape or size of glass.
The GENERAL rule of thumb about gas cap location is this. On Japanese cars if it’s a honda, toyota or nissan the cap will be opposite of driver’s side on RHD cars, so that would be adjacent to our LHD cars in the US. Just about all other Japanese cars will be adjacent to driver’s side in RHD or opposite our LHD.
On European cars, it’s really ambiguous because it always, always ends up depending on what country it came from and what side of the road they drive on. On specialty cars it depends on what side of the transmission the shorter axle comes out.
I remember reading a comparison in Australia Reader’s Digest (it was sitting on a table at a doctor’s office) of the various caffeinated drinks. Per 100mL, black coffee rapes the other drinks.
The “gauge” measurement in shotguns refers to how many lead balls with the same diameter as the barrel it would take to make 1lb.
If you make pancakes from a mix adding a capful of vanilla extract will ensure they rock.
Ask someone a few questions that require them to use their memory and watch which way their eyes move when they access it. Ask them the question you want to know and watch their eyes, if they move a different way they are accessing their creativity.
If you are having trouble burping a baby sit them up, straighten their legs out and lean their torso forward. If they don’t burp the first time just reset, lean them a little to the left and then forward. Works every time.
The proper answer to “Do you have a problem?” is “If I had a problem I’d fuck you up and solve it.”
Bulgogi taste better if you make it with Coca Cola.
Monster energy drink will restore any lost masculinity caused by drinking faggy coffee drinks.
Knowing where the gas cap* is isn’t cool, knowing how to make a J turn is.
If you leave the lighter fluid on the charcoal for a few minutes before lighting it it will actually work and your food won’t taste like lighter fluid.
If you are on the street and someone asks you “Which way is North?” your natural reaction is to look North. You’re about to be sucker punched and robbed, duck bitch.
Especially in Jersey. We don’t have to pump our own gas. Jersey FTW
