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Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

  1. Argued over nothing.
  2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
  3. Gained weight.
  4. Talked excessively without making sense.
  5. Became overly emotional.
  6. Couldn’t drive.
  7. Failed to think rationally.
  8. Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

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so do you recite spam emails from 04 all the time or just when youre feeling like a total cuntminger?

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Had no idea it was old, I didn’t even see it in email. I just thought it was really funny.

I seriously considered not posting, but then thought what the hell? Worst thing that absolutely happens is I get banned. O no?

And you calling my a ‘cuntminger’ made me laugh, thanks.

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The worst thing that could happen, I imagine and HOPE, is that you get cancer.

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Now you’ve gone and done it, TeM is going to punish this stupid thread.

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If you think the worst thing which could happen to you is banning, obviously you have not been paying attention.