Imagine if Ronin (Bat/69/wtf) moved to America...

… and actually saw a naked woman there?

What would happen?

He’d keep it real.

He wouldn’t notice, as he would already be humping another woman’s leg.

He’d wonder why the tree had no bark on it, but drill it until he could drink the syrupy goo that came out of the hole.

Chances are she’d be fat, so he’d throw up.

PL

it si bad eenuff taht u onlay see naykad wimen on teh intarnat, but now u fantasize abowt othar men seeang neighkad wymen :laughing4

Well what can I do, looking at you, lesser men have turned gay at that hotness…

Your place or mine?

IMAGINE IF I 69ED A BAT. IN FACT, IN A COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL MANNER, I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE GETTING 69ED WHEN YOU DISCUSS MARTIAL ARTS WITH ME. OOH, YEH, THATS HOT. STOP, DON’T PASS GUARD. BUT REMEMBER, IM TALKING ABOUT SOME MUFF. THATS RIGHT. HALF NAKED SWEATY MEN = MUFF. JUST KEEP THAT IN MIND.

Osiris: I think you’re even more drunkthan me at the momennt…

I’m really confused now…

In retrospect, I think I might have made my decision a little hastily.

We’re going to need to see pictures of this woman, before we can make a decision.

DRUNKEN SEX IS BEST.

You saw a WOMAN at some point…

That takes skill.

No, I’ve never seen a woman. What are they like?

So how much whiskey should I have downed before venturing into this thread?

Enough to not be a retard?

I don’t think I have that much on hand.

IF A NIPPLE AND A VAGINA HAD A BABY IT WOULD BE THE CLITORIS

Yes… Thank you for that… well whatever it was.

So what’s this ronin69 teasing all about?
And speaking of 69,i suddenly realise what it means…