I’m not satisfied with the available martial arts, so i’m starting to create my own martial art right now. Tips would be highly appreciated.
Lots and lots of cockpunching.
First, I recommend you get off the internets.
If you’re going to waste bandwidth try and be remotely funny.
Think about a great name, everything starts with a big name.
This advice costs 1000$ (showing you the second advice, make money. Oh and this advice costs you another 1000$)
Get your boyfriend a tilt steering wheel, the blood supply to your head keeps getting cut off.
Why would you need to create your own when there’s Nevarikan?
I present my self defense technique
- act passed out from shock
*when the guy is standing close or over u to kill u hook his leg
*take him down and snap his ankle
*victory
Nunchucks. Any art with nunchucks is way better.
Oh, and chi fireballs too. Definitely chi fireballs.
Expire in a tire fire.
troll
epic fail at comedy
Next Technique
*Gun threat
*Beg on your knees
*Suck his dick
*he is distracted now
*block is ankle
*pull his knee down
*while he falls kick his right arm protection down with your left leg and continue spinning slamming your right heel into his temple
*victory
and with that, we procede onto the fail meme:
posum fu?
Please include Dim Mak in your new martial art and test it out on yourself.
Another useless thread, like “oh crapmuffins”
But Q-dot eats wheat and then craps muffins
So watch me change this thread around like a top level tailor
The OP tried to surpass, but then they had to fail her
Or is it a “him”,
because the Q drops hymns
Like I rap in a church choir
Name the right price and I’m a wordsmith for hire
Bringing it down to the wire like a trapeze artist
And then hand the middleman off to the sleze, Scar-Mist
I think we all knew that at some point, you would have this in your “art”.