haha, your new zealand play money is so worthless that you ask for USD.
I was just making it easier for you foreign infidels. Every movie I see people get bribed in US dollars so I figure it must carry more importance than the kiwi >_<
And yeah gay NZers fuck male sheep. I’ts still frowned on over here a bit though, I mean GAY beastiality is taking it a bit far
“Finally”? Dare I ask what efforts you’ve made to encourage that belief heretofore?
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Come on man, post them here. Give us all a chuckle at your expense!
There was that one time that he let her catch him sucking some dudes dick but apparently it just wasnt enough.
I call BS - proof plz.
I thought I was the only one he’d confided that little secret in…
My mate kept a copy of the magazine, I’ll get him to scan the page and put it on the internetz for public viewing.
You have currency in New Zealand?
Could be worse, you could have been an emo.
Like Iscariot.
Yes, in New Zealand the currency they exchange is called ‘minute with sheep’
At the high stakes table in their Casinos sometimes you have to throw down an ‘hour with flock’ just to ante up.
Gives the ‘ante room’ a whole new level of shudder.
I like that you capitalised ‘casinos’ - it’s these little idiosyncrasies that make Your Lord and Saviour love you.
So you are saying his love is conditional?
Of course… it’s only slightly more worthless than your’s.
But at least we have the comfort of knowing all our neighbours aren’t all gay…
that’s what penal colony meant right? where Britain shipped its homosexuals to?
Yes. I’m saying my love is conditional.
DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE, MY SON.
Yes.
No.
I mean, ‘shut up n00b’.
Is it too early to start making cracks about the whole “australia is drying up into even more of a barren wasteland” yet?
Isn’t New Zealand where Australia sent their convicts?
And what the hell ever happened to Old Zealand?
NZ was where people went to play rugby without having to be a toff like in south england or play faggy league rules like in northern england.
It’s ok, there’s a tiny island to the east with lots of pasture. It’s populated by subhuman types - it should be easy to take over.