I'm a model now!

Thats right ladies (and Sirc) I am now officially a model. I know, I know- “You mean you weren’t already?!?!” I hear you cry. Well to be honest apart from looking into every reflective surface I pass to preen myself I’m not -that- vain, but I can’t pass the opportunity up when it arises.

Seriously though, some girls came to our gym after training today and wanted pictures of fighters. I was the first one out there of course. Had to sign a waiver and everything. Took two pictures, in the first one I think im wincing slightly because i fucking OWNED my ankle tonight, in the second one I’m staring into the spotlight thingy (she told me not to so… yeah) Will post them when they arrive.

25 bucks if you want a signature, 35 if you want it personalised. American dollars only- paypal accepted.

We had some folk come to our gym one night a while back wanting interested kickboxers who may want to do some modelling. Not sure what the product was.
I approached them and offered myself up as the “Before Shot”, if the advertised item was to be an ab machine. THis frightened them but amused my club and myself.

Funny you mention that, I wrecked my ankle’s shit tonight. Training my fighter for his mma fight, threw a hard left inside kick that he checked perfectly with his knee. When the adrenaline wore off I realized I couldn’t put any weight on it at all. Need to pick up some crutches tomorrow before class.

I bet he does porn in 2 months to make ends meet.

are you going to be in it?

It will be called “Little Spoon - My Prison Diary”

gay porn makes a lot more than straight porn if you are a guy. Or uh, so I hear.

You know there’s a very good chane you’re going to end up in a gay calendar.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

In fact if you are very clever and sneaky you could use it to get more girls.

Fixed to better represent reality.

Fixed to represent sochin’s innermost feelings.

Huh? Hey, you know if ever I’m in the mood for a 21yr old IT services judoka with a gammy leg and scrofula, you’re my first call, I promise.
Jeez, keep a lid on it, dude.

stop plz u r scarring me :biblethum :icon_scra :dd:

I’m offended, I’ll bid you good day, sir.

ok guys get a room.

edit: oh, i see it’s been 2 hours since that last post, so i will just assume that you have.

I too thought he would end up interweb slut. The horror of photoshop. THE HORROR.

You’re right… bringing teh ghey to the totally and unequivocally heterosexual thread of Alex’s is out of place.:happy7:

Well it’s only reasonable that a post about my manbeauty would bring the “alternative lifestylers” out

cos we all know girls don’t use the internet

When I was at uni I had a punk landlady who persuaded me to model the UV-reactive bondage gear that she made, with a couple of semi-naked birds and a camp black guy called Roger.

Unfortunately the pic of me, with bleach-blond hair, eyeliner and arms interlocked with Roger, made it into the local gay listings magazine. Damn that woman, she promised it would be fetish publications only.
Anyway my mate found it and showed everyone, much embarrassment ensued.

That would be so awesome. I would finally be able to make my mum think I’m gay which would be hilarious

Does being gay in New Zealand mean you only have sex with male sheep?