I get fucked up on smirnoff ice, that’s how bad it is. I also throw up relatively easily after drinking. I get outdrunk by skinny girls. I just can’t handle the liquor, which sucks, because I quickly lose the ability to resist them fatties. Also, drinking smirnoff ice green apple twist makes you look like a bitch.
Help?
Well first off, STOP DRINKING SMIRNOFF ICE! The sugar content in that shit makes me puke anyway, regardless of how much alcohol is in it. If you’re looking for not-very alcoholic drinks, just make a weak mixed drink, like rum and coke, easy on the rum.
As for your tolerance, it’s mostly determined by body size, genetics, and how much you’ve had to eat that day. If you want to increase your tolerance, the only way to do that is to drink more, atlhough I really don’t think the ability to drink 5 more beers in a night is worth cirrhosis.
Or you could try pacing yourself better.
Eat well before you drink, dilute your drinks, drink water at the same time.
Is it possible you have an allergy/medical condition, I hear people who are allergic to alcohol get drink on about a sip.
I’m getting old. I used to be able to put booze away like crazy, but 2 weeks ago i got sick off a half a mickey of gin, wtf!
Stop drinking homosexual drinks.
why complain about this
you can go out on the town, spend $10 and still get drunk. quit whining and pace yourself
yeah for sure. my brother thinks hes hot shit because he can go through a 24 of beer and be left standing, which is great if you are a millionaire.
[quote=The QuestionI quickly lose the ability to resist them fatties
Help?[/quote]
you need to find something else then that doesnt make you look like a idiot when you get drunk too quick, also like abusivemelon said. whats wrong with the faties? weve all been there on occasion and besides they need loving too
cheers adam
stop buying drinks for yourself and spend your money on broads.
vodka will leave you with a much cleaner high. try not drinking sugary, or “dirty” stuff. go for clearer, less “messed around with stuff” like vodka.
LOL at smirinoff and water that they are selling now, btw. maybe wanna try that.
Grow older. Or drink soda pop. :qpepsi:
Drink fucking beer.
Stay at home. You’re an embarrassment.