I'm 20

…in 2 and a half hours my time

but I celebrated a little early yesterday by myself since I have tests on monday… holy shit.

I finished a fifth of jagermeister in the form of jagerbombs (I remember chugging from the bottle at one point in time) and most of a 6 pack of newcastle. I woke up on the floor of my condo’s gym in the lobby at 6 in the morning, with my call and text logs erased, 2 very angry voicemails from strangers, and my glasses bent to all hell.

Yes, I drank by myself- I was in a belligerant mood, and the last thing I wanted to do was start a fight and pull a drunken armbar on a friend like I did at UCSD 2 weeks back. That was fucking awesome.

A good way to cap off my teen years, honestly.

edit
and this was my 666’th post. Lolz.

I’m 30. It totally beats 20. The birds love it. You lose.

Lets assume we’re playing blackjack.

You didn’t mention blackjack in your 1st post. Therefore you lose again.

I’m concerned about this drinking-alone-on-your-birthday issue. Would you like some informal therapy? Make yourself comfortable. You are in your cave. College can be a stressful time. You are having the same feelings many others have had though. Love yourself and you will be able to love others, etc etc

angstangstangsthatehateslashslashslashangstangsthatehatehatecrycrycryfuckyou.

ah, emo

plzkillself

kthnx

But I need to stay alive to cry for help some more!

at least stay alive till you hit 20. Then it will be killself time.

celebrating your 20th birthday alone eh?

Considering that my last birthday involved 160 people drunk out of their minds on a couple hundred dollars worth of liquor (of which 120 I did not know), I think it balances out.

Hooray!

Sad panda.

Are you color-blind or just fucking retarded? How is that a panda?

the tears shed, from celebrating alone, mixed with the dirt, upon which he rolled in a tantrum/fit, and turned the sad panda brown with a mixture of grief and shame-mud.

FFF and fes didn’t even stop by with a present of Ny-Quil and razor blades huh?

oh and happy birthday.

for what it’s worth.

160 people. I totally believe you…

I co-hosted with another friend of mine- her birthday in on the 30th, and she has more friends than I do. We had to split up the party in about 3 rooms, and the official count was at 160 people, which meant that at least 200 people passed in and out during the night.

So fuck you. I spent $500 on booze that night.

slow clap

does the wave