I'll never understand women

I saw the weirdest thing in the gym today. There was this smoking hot chick in a pink spadex halter top with a plunging neck line and black lululemon type pants. A real rarity in China she had a nice ass and even a bit of a booty. Anyway when she got on this one machine that had her on all fours, she’d drape a towel across her neck. I assume to stop people from taking a peak down her shirt. But why dress in a way that say I’m hot and I want everyone to know it, if you’re then going to turn around and say no dont look at me.

She must have saw you staring at her, dumbass.

Because she wants to not to be a slut, not to be a slut.

Protip: Women don’t like being called bitches, or being slapped. At least in the mainstream.

Somewhere on a womens health website some lady is posting about how everytime she goes to the gym in clothes she finds comfortable working out in, there is always some pervert trying to look down her top, and why the hell won’t they just let her get on and train instead of feeling like she is on display.

I wasn’t staring. I wasn’t even in a position to look down her top.

Amateur

Have you read “The Game,” by Neill Strauss?

Is it still Armbar Month? Your problem can easily be solved by a nice joint-wrenching armbar.

When she put the towel around her neck, that was your cue to take control of the situation by yelling, “TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING TOWEL SO I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBS!” If she refused to comply, then armbar.

I don’t remember what you asked. I’m going to assume it had something to with slapping bitches and armbars. Do both more.

Speaking of armbars, I got WTFbarred when -I- had the other guy in the mount. Insanity.

I don’t remember what you asked. I’m going to assume it had something to with slapping bitches and armbars. Do both more.

A creed to live by, I think.

Also, on topic, a couple of the shirts i regularly wear to training are like this. They’re comfortable but lowish. No-one at my club is ever caught staring though, they’re much to sneaky. My shorts are the same, when i’m stretching, i spin my back to the group so i can stretch without feeling like i’m showing off my underwear. I could wear longer shorts, but i dont really see the difference.

She probably just felt more comfortable that way, mate. I’ll never understand why guys read so much into what women do. Ever thought that maybe there is no hidden meanings?

Not when the meaning is in my pants.

You regularly hide dictionaries in your pants?

Thats taking the whole grammarphilia thing to a new level, steve.

that’s just steve:P

Men reading into women is the only thing we can do; it’s the same method that brought us great discoveries like evolution and electricity.

[quote=syberia;2170851]You regularly hide dictionaries in your pants?

Thats taking the whole grammarphilia thing to a new level, steve.[/quote]

What ever turns you on, babe.

You’re so good to me.

I find it easy to understand women. It’s clearly written out on the restraining orders.

You know, they actually give you a manual for all this shit right when you’re about to enter puberty. I never fucking bothered to read that shit, how hard could it be?

wut? If you mean biological instinct, I’d be in prison right now for countless rape attempts.

wut? If you mean biological instinct, I’d be in prison right now for countless rape attempts.

And that, children, is why god wants you to be celebate.

I’ve lived with the same woman for 17 years, and I still don’t fully understand her.

I just do my best to get along with her.