IIF's functional OCD

What is this Sherdog forums?

Do you like cunnilingus?

Ahhhhhh now we know where you came from.

Well in that case I’m sorry. That’s the way I’ve always used the phrase and I sincerly thought it was the proper way to use it. Perhaps I’m wrong in using it that way. English is not my first language. Not even my second.

I’ve posted some stuff there from time to time and have been looking around for better forums for awhile but most places are more or less like Sherdog. Today I suddenly remembered I had an account here. I first registered here because of the sceptic part of the forums. Now do you understand why I have trouble with posting properly? I’m damaged goods.

Yes. I prefer having my girlfriend give me head but I also give it back. It’s only fair.

No, you misunderstood.

He was offering.

No, I do Aikido.

Weird, this part of the forum is exactly like Sherdog only the majority of posters are about 5 years older which would make them 16.

No, you are clearly mistaken. He was asking if i liked it.

No, you’re mistaken.

Eh, no, you clearly asked me if I liked it.

But I’ll play along.

Where was the follow up question? When I said I did like to perform it you just chickened out.

Well do YOU?
You answered how your ahem koffkoff “Girlfriend” liked it.