So I’m outside of the club, and I’m thinking to myself “The fuck am I doing here?”. So I made a move to go home, because fuck getting drunk on boxing day and shit, followed by spending the another motherfucking night not getting laid. So then I figured, why not do some stupid shit before I go home and get busy with “Akiba Girls Part 2”. I like that classic shit. Old school.
I see a chick hobble up in some heels higher than the length of her foot and I roll up on her like
“Baby, if you were a classical double minimum potential, and I were a moderate energy particle, I would totally penetrate your classically forbidden areas. I’d tunnel through them humps like a motherfucker”
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Then I saw a fat chick and I bellowed “Yo babe, you generate more mass than a Higgs field on steroids!”.
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hey babay, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
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Let’s get in my car, drive to the border of New York and Connecticut so you can get fucked simultaneously in two states like Schrodinger’s Pussy. I mean Cat. You know what the fuck I mean.
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Baby, my name is Electron. You wanna dance? No, are you positive? Because I feel a strong attraction between us.
Up your original nerdy pick up shit so I can build my data bank. I’m creating an empire. Fuck you.
I’d like to cross your event horizon and be turned to spaghetti?
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first orders an H2O. The second says, “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The second guy died.
If Question doesn’t get laid every single day of the week, there really is no justice in the world.
Baby, in any non-deterministic sampling of women, you are 3 standard deviations from the mean. I’d really love to lay next to your bell curve with you.
This ain’t no 4D cube, so drop your tesseract. Your objection is a stereographic projection, and that argument’s circular.
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- Then I saw a fat chick and I bellowed “Yo babe, you generate more mass than a Higgs field on steroids!”.
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I laughed out loud when I read that. 
[QUOTE=The Question;2750752]2. Then I saw a fat chick and I bellowed “Yo babe, you generate more mass than a Higgs field on steroids!”.[/QUOTE]
Woa woa woa. The Higgs field doesn’t have mass. It just facilitates it. Like her eating habits.
If you give it enough thrust, my rocket might achieve escape velocity.
[QUOTE=legomepanda;2751883]Woa woa woa. The Higgs field doesn’t have mass. It just facilitates it. Like her eating habits.[/QUOTE]
Which is why I said “generates more mass”. “You generate more mass”.
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Babe, I think it’s time you collided with my Large Hadron.
Damn, honey, you got 2i on your chest. Cause them things cannot be real.