If you were an Egyptian King...

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If you were an Egyptian King and woke up one morning with a really bad hangover and no feeling from the waist down and suddenly realized that your 12-year-old brother, Ramses XIV, had poisoned your dinner and you knew you would die within the hour because hell, you had used the same poison on your older bother, Ramses XII, what would you want to be placed in your tomb for the afterlife? You can assume that the soon-to-be King would comply with all of your wishes because hey, he’s your brother and what is family for anyway?

Yes, I’m writing this while I wait for my homework to upload to my teacher, what’s your excuse?

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I’d have my brother placed in my tomb.

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I suspect your Egyptian Pharoah is going to rest for all eternity in Trollshido.

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AFTERLIFE???

Haaaahhaaa, FOOL!

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One hour left of my shift? Good 'nuff for ya!?!?!

All my stuff, AND all of HIS stuff. Little fucker. poison me?

Have fun ruling with no toys, asshole!

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I’d ask the aliens who built the pyramids to anal probe him to death.

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I’d invent drawing and quartering, and have him drawn, quartered and put in the tomb in a bucket, unpreserved.

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And I’d oder the same treatment for my royal food-taster who’s suposed to die first so I don’t have to put up with this shit.

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I would come back as a mumy and then, oh boy he would regreat poisoning me, and then I would have fun spreading havoc

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His skull for my pillow?