if you want to discuss alive training...

SHUT UP. if you want full resistance, what the hell is full resistance anyhow, shut up the full resistance. if you want something crazy like grappling, i’ll kill you.

Didn’t you post video footage of your class at one time?

if you want video footage of my class, maybe i’ll send it to you, or maybe i’ll staple it to you.

I’m pretty sure you did.

i don’t care what you’re sure of. my videos come with silk pajamas and a bruce lee action figure. if you don’t like it i don’t care you will receive one anyhow. the only difference is that the action figure might be in a box or maybe i’ll punch it through your head.

so if you don’t fuck around, i’ll give you good video. if you do fuck around, you are an idiot and deserve to die! so leave your name, phone number, serial number, whether you’re susceptible to any diseases and if you are maybe i’ll come over and give you a bruce lee action figure or maybe i’ll break off your arm.

Holy shit, Jen…you’re crazy!

We gotta hook up and go drinking together sometime!

Welcome to the Jenfucius kwoon, dry cleaner, chinese restaurant and massage palor, your one stop shopping experience !!

Do they have happy endings there?