If Trollshido had the cheesy whooshing sound effects, your post would be cooler.

cheesey wooshing sound effects in the black belt kata make it all sound cooler. HWAYAAA!!

I think Moo Kempo is perhaps the worlds greatest name for a martial arts school ever. I can see the marketing campaign:

"Learn to defend yourself on the mean streets. Defend against any attack. Defeat any foe. Take any woman you choose. Learn the way of the cow. Visualize the cow. Be the cow. Moo Kempo. Few are chosen. Fewer survive.

The few, the proud, the cows."

Instead of Kiaaaaaaaaa! they shout “Mooooooooooo”!

Culled from:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=55778

Man… consider this one… Please keep your hands and feet inside of the WUJIDO at all times…

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=19&highlight=wujido