And I mean not at all, so not in the movies and tv, allowing you to copy the moves somewhat like most people untrained in martial arts do.
ban plz.
OMG it lacks a brain and yet it’s alive!!! Is it some type of super vegetable?
You would fight with reality and physics.
it’s how people have fought before the 1990’s.
I would fight with the most powerful non-martial arts weapon known to man.
PICK UP BIG ROCKS AND THROW THEM AT PEOPLE INTO THE FACE!!!
Back when I was but a freshman in high school, I decided that if I ever got into a fist fight, I’d try to bite the other kid. Even if I got beat up, I would be remembered as the crazy kid who went for the jugular, and that would hopefully deter future attackers.
I would fling poop at them.
…that stuff’s toxic, y’know.
Stop feeding the troll!!! :biblethum
I would invent nevarikan.
for some reason, i’m not suprised…
Seconded.
IMO Bullet_Ball’s questions are more interesting (and certainly more original) than a lot of recent YMAS topics.
:5umbrella
if martial arts didn’t exist, i would fight with Aikido. not that ki society shit though.
Sloppily, like most MMA fights…
I’d invent ninjutsu, and charge nerds the world over ridiculous amounts of money to learn my made up fighting style.
:ninjadanc
Before I started Judo many many years ago, I fought poorly. I think without martial arts, that’s the method I would use. I would train poorly, workout poorly, use poor methods and practices, have poor training partners, and instead of a Dojo, I would work out at poor fighting training center. Today, thanks to martial arts, I use Judo poorly, etc.
When I start fights I’d make sure I had more friends than you! 
“Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder, and in a few minutes, the Man in Black will come running around the bend. The minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock!”
“My way’s not very sportsmanlike.”
-Princess Bride