If Jesus were alive, what martial arts would he practice?

My money is on nonchalant systema, Vasiliev Style YouTube - Systema Vladimir Vasiliev

Ban plz

Jesus IS alive.

So what Martial Art does he practice?

That is what you should be asking.

YouTube - Vladimir Vasiliev seminar in Munster 2006

For real?

The 11th Commandment

  • Thou shall read more and post less.

Krav Maga.

shut the fuck up

jacob wrestled with the lord in the old testament, God broke jacob’s hip, but jacob refused to let go until he recieved his blessing.
so submission wrestling ftw

Stop feeding the fucking troll!!! :biblethum

Do not feed the Troll Kthxbai

Muay thai. I think it even mentions him throwing an elbow once or twice in the bible.

I really hate your posts.

The question that should be posed is: What kind of contribution to society could Bullet Ball make if only he had a brain?

Jew Jitsu?

Jesus lives in Reynosa, Mexico and trains in Shotokan Karate. He works full time at a maquilladora there and speaks pretty good English as well as his native spanish. He is also a Nidan. I have talked to Jesus and know these things to be the truth.

He would just do reversals on Dim Mak.

THIS ONE LOL DUDE:

YouTube - Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (Trailer)

haha i get it.


I swear we had this exact same thread like 3 years ago. We all know the answer is Aikido except he would make it work.