I was challenged in Best Buy

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I went to Best Buy earlier last week to see if the Xbox 360 could be reserved yet. As I’m walking along, totally oblivious, I bump into this guy.

Me: sorry.

He spins around, raises his fist at me, and yells, “YOU’RE EXCUSED!”

Me: …

He waits a second, then upon hearing no reply, he strides off, leather jacket billowing. At first I was thinking, goddamn, what a dickhead.

Later when I left, I realized that he had just challenged me, and that I failed to retaliate.

Went to BB again to look for something, and I see the guy. I ignored him and continued on my way.

Should I have run over and knocked him to the ground?

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Normally something this stupid would be in trollshido, but if more people read it, you can get the flaming you deserve.

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:spam4:

Yes, whenever someone calls BS on your lack of social skills and etiquette, punch them in the mouth please.

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Ordinarily I’d accept your admonishment, but you do not just shake your fist at someone and yell at them just for being distracted and sleepy.

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Okay. You are distracted, sleepy, bump into someone, and keep walking. He gets pissed and shakes his fist and says “Your Excused”.

I like how it is all your fault but, he challenged you.

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You forgot one thing. I didn’t just walk off. I apologized, albeit quickly.

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Then made a lame thread on it. Don’t forget that part. You should have invited him to reply to your thread about his non-verbal challenge, so we could have more idiots gong sauing all over each other.

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You should have screamed “GOOOOOOONG SAAAAAAAAAU!!!” at the top of you lungs and Dim Makked the guy on the spot, preferably ripping his spine and skull out in the process. Just to be clear, you should do this to every rude dickhead you ever meet and anyone else you think might be challenging you, just in case.

Fucking moron.

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The simple fact that you were looking for a Xbox, means that you shoudl be shot and pissed on.
The fact that some geek shook his fist at you and your testicles jumped back into their nesting place, means that you are not a man and that you shoudl shave your pubes and rub mustard on your ass.

You Suck.

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sniff sniff I had no idea you were such a romantic…

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I do so wish it was a geek.

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You are about to witness a nigga moment…

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You know, when I was about to post this thread, I knew that I’d get my ass kicked by EVERYONE for being a dumbass, get it kicked again for being a ballsless person, then get my ass kicked again just for the hell of it. I knew that it would have been better if I just went to the guy’s house, yelled for him to come out, and taken my lumps, but satisfied my revenge.

So don’t feel bad.

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You have brought shame and dishounour to the house of Ninomya !!
You are not worthy of the Enshin name !!

Seppuku is your only option to save face.

  • throws Wataru a toothpick *

Go to town bitch !

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I think you mean a frisbee, get with the news, old man

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Seppuku with a frisbee ?

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Yes, with a frisbee. Surely you know the reference?

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That would be totaly sweet. And by sweet I mean awesome!

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Wataru Akiyama, What you experienced is known by grown ups as a non-event.

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I’m not sure where you live, but assuming its not Tombstone circa 1875, it is generally not considered socially acceptable to commit violence against people whose crime appears to be becoming annoyed at being bumped into. Since you need this guidance, here is a short list of other, non-violence-provoking behaviour in today’s society:

  1. Being named Eugene
  2. Glancing at your girl from across the room
  3. Stepping on your foot in a crowded club
  4. Cheering for the visiting team

I hope this helps.