I used ninjitsu in a fight!!!

First we were going at it standing up. traded a few punches and kicks…

And then out of nowhere… I started trying out the ninja moves I learned in naruto. By doing my super-cool hand symbol moves…

And guess what happened to my opponent?

His hands dropped. His hands were on his knees. His whole body was shaking. His eyes started closing… and his teeth… were exposed!!!

I didnt finish him cuz he’s my friend and all.

But if that happened in a real fight, I woulda charged and threw a punch into his face… the moment he dropped his hands!!!

So… try throwing in some ninjitsu next time you get into a fight.

cool points for using pictorial aids and putting it in the right section .

Why didn’t you use the dreaded hammerfist?

I once threw a ninja star at someone!

Fortunately for me, I missed and they didn’t see.

I used ninjutsu in a fight. Unfortunately, it lost to common sense.

I used ninjitsu in a fight.

I ran away and hid in the shadows.

I don’t need to use ninjutsu in a fight, I just hire ninjas.

what is this ninjajitsu anyway? I throw chi baLls

THOU SHALT RESPECT NINJAS’ POWERS!!!

I really have used NinpoTaijutsu in a real street fight. Its wasn’t nearly as interesting that ^ picture.

And here I thought using ninjitsu in a battle meant concealing yourself at 200 yards and shooting someone with a high-powered rifle.

Sneaky!

dude you just don’t understand the ninja nunchuku

I used a ninja in a fight once.

I picked him up by the ankles, swung him around, and killed another guy with him.

I bet Kikkoman would make a good dumbchuck.