I tried to troll a n00b. If I do it again, I'm going to get a temp ban.

How’s it feel to be practicing a made-up lineage?

culled from: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=61266

come on, i know it’s tempting, but you know better.

You do realize your style is judo with a funny name.

He’s the Captain of the Anti Ninja force. I mean, he’s got a job to do.

Isn’t that a little like being Chief Blind Legless Puppy Hunter? I mean, c’mon. Ninjas. NINJAS. Please.

Someone’s got to do it. And a rat-catcher can become a grave robber, who can become a med student and then a surgeon.

If you get that, you’re a fucking dork.

It almost sounds like something Terry Pratchett wrote, but its not. Oh well. Anyway, LOL! NINJERZ!

sounds like an old Tales From the Crypt