I - to believe.

That doesn’t make any sense at all.

DO NOT WANT

Welcome to the new support forum.

Here we will support the senseless posting of threads in the old support forum.

I have a complaint…my computer says hit any key to continue. I’ve looked all over the damn keyboard, and I can’t find the any key anywhere!

(The old ones are the best ones)

Please try using a hammer.

there’s this girl that i like but i don’t know if she likes me back what do i do?!

Please try using a hammer.

No I want her to like me back.

STOP! IT’S HAMMER TIME!:glasses2:

Please try using a pretty hammer.

There’s this new software package that I want to install. And it says it requires “Windows 2000 or better.” So… does this mean I can use UNIX?

Edit: This post IS a joke. Hopefully you knew that.

No, but you may be able to finally enjoy a program called EUNUCHS. I believe it is a self help program of some kind.