I thought I'd share

X: Hey guys: cute young women kissing!

Y: Cool. But you’re a fag.

X: No, you’re a fag. You’re so faggy you’re name’s Fagfag McHomobuttream

Y: I know you are, but what are you? Wait. I mean… Never mind. I had sexual intercourse with your mother.

X: My mother’s dead.

Y: She is now! Hahahahaha!

Z: Umm. Hey guys, cute girls kissing!

X & Y: SHUT UP HOMO!

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

Excellent.

(But you are a homosexual nonetheless.)

While we’re on the subject. My balls itch really badly and so I put some gold bond anti-itch powder on it and now it feels better, but it smells like vic’s vapor rub.

What the hell?

Gold Bond is a miraculous substance.