I think we ought to lay down a few ground rules

Boyd · March 20, 2003, 4:21am

The first rule of The Cage is that you shall not parody the ‘rules’ scene from Fight Club.

The second rule of The Cage is that there are no rules.

The third rule of The Cage is to obey all rules.

The fourth rule of The Cage states that every new poster must complete a four-week course in ‘Stranger Danger’ before being allowed to post.

The fifth rule of The Cage is that emoticons are for faggots, except this one: <img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle>

Any others?

They don’t call it the Nazi PARTY for nothing!

The_Wastrel · March 20, 2003, 4:58am

What Cage?

The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to “chi” is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.

FingerorMoon · March 20, 2003, 5:21am

And this one of course - <img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle>