I just prank called John Benidict
nothing mean or anything mentioned…just was being random lol
[quote=Mega Leaf;2172284]I just prank called John Benidict
nothing mean or anything mentioned…just was being random lol[/quote]
You are an idiot.
[quote=Mega Leaf;2172284]I just prank called John Benidict
nothing mean or anything mentioned…just was being random lol[/quote]
Was kidding.
:ky:
im not wearing any clothes as im typing this.
serious.
Distracted bunny worded my concern faster.
I’m all over it, man.
… Hey, Is that a shiny flower over there?!
im not wearing any clothes as im typing this.
serious.
…
Thats nice…
slowly backs away
[quote=syberia;2172435]
Thats nice…
slowly backs away[/quote]
Don’t be shy Sybs.
It wont bite.
or will it…?
(yesterdaynight turned out to be allright afterall, a really drunk fat bitch and an awesome ktfo in a gipsybar!)
(yesterdaynight turned out to be allright afterall, a really drunk fat bitch and an awesome ktfo in a gipsybar!)
…
Nice. I got home at like 4am.
[quote=syberia;2172447]
He’s german, thats a given.[/quote]
Isn’t it the (a) austrians that wanted Lebensraum in the first place?
the sensei is a egomaniac.
there’s no need to pay some fatass sensei to attend a tournement.
thats bs.
about me posting nAked: i like it, my balls have space and i can feel the breeze going through them, i never actually watched my balls ever, i never knew there are little black thingies living on my balls, they’re quite funny and they make acrobatic jumps and stuff.
im not bothering anyone with my naked posts so i ask you to be more tolerant towards my believes.
[quote=syberia;2172449]…
Nice. I got home at like 4am.[/quote]
at 4?
did things pick up after all then?!
LIGuy forgot to explain that he likes to wear a canned ham around his neck when handing out flyers.
Nothing like canned ham for turning overwieght karateka into cheetas.
at 4?
did things pick up after all then?!
Not really, we had a few in there watching the Baseball, which finished at like 2am. So by the time we were finished the first train was at 3.22. We made a decent amount though.
[quote=syberia;2172458]Nothing like canned ham for turning overwieght karateka into cheetas.
Not really, we had a few in there watching the Baseball, which finished at like 2am. So by the time we were finished the first train was at 3.22. We made a decent amount though.[/quote]
oh okay.
i had it, too boring for me, so i met up with meh two buddies but left them aswell.
ran into a friend of mine who is gay and always has nice women in his company,so i went with him to this really dodgy bar.
suddenly there are noises, i look behind me and two guys are squaring off, i couldn hear what they were saying, but one was doing the johnny bigball posture with his arms wide.
the other guy didt waste any time and punched him in zhe face, the guy got LAUNCHED, fucking awesome, he landed on his back and he slided a good few inches over the floor like some western movie.
epic!
i bet he did karate. 
[quote=Lebell;2172452]
about me posting nAked: i like it, my balls have space and i can feel the breeze going through them, i never actually watched my balls ever, i never knew there are little black thingies living on my balls, they’re quite funny and they make acrobatic jumps and stuff.[/quote]
Those are called Tickle Bugs. Aren’t they great? If you have a special lady friend, you should let her borrow a few of yours. She’ll enjoy them as much as you do! The easiest way to do this is to wait until she’s sleeping, and then rub your balls all over her face. Some of the Tickle Bugs will jump off onto her face, and as she sleeps, will make their way down to her girl-balls.
Then, in the morning, over breakfast, you can tell her what you did for her as she slept and how much you love her.
what the hell?
me posting naked was totally on topic.
wouldnt you like to know when someone is posting while naked?
i did the right thing to inform.
oh and mega leaf is an idiot.
[quote=Lebell;2172473]what the hell?
me posting naked was totally on topic.
wouldnt you like to know when someone is posting while naked?
i did the right thing to inform.
oh and mega leaf is an idiot.[/quote]
OK then, 97% of my posts I am naked…or just wearing socks.
Yay! Trollshido… Or whatever its called these days…!!!
I do love this forum…
i hear you brother.
its such a nice fresh feeling isnt it?
sometimes i venture out at night naked, just up and down the street for the thrill of it.
If you post-naked and sit on a stability ball instead of a chair, then your balls can lay on a big ball and then it’s all bouncy-balls-postwhoring fun!
Why do I post when Im naked O.O
Throw juggling in there and we got all the bases covered.