I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN CANADA

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I no longer believe in Canada. I’ve come to the conclusion that Canada doesn’t exist. I think it’s some kind of conspiracy involving the Mafia and cheese factory owners. Think about it. Who are the famous Canadians? Bret Hart. Wayne Gretzky. Bigfoot. All lies. Bret Hart is from Iowa. He looks like he’s from Iowa. In fact, every famous Canadian looks like he’s from Iowa. I’ve looked into it, and there is NO PROOF of the existence of Canada.

Even our ‘Canadian’ members here at Bullshido are suspect. Then I found out that Bullshido is a DIVISION OF KRAFT CHEESE! The jig is up, Mr. G.S.P, you damn cheese eater.

It’s like Atlantis. Doesn’t exist, never did. It’s some kind of huge elaborate hoax, like president Taft or Hilary Clinton’s vagina, IT DOES NOT EXIST! Don’t trust any so called “Canadian” because they’re either in the mob or a cheese maker.

Or they’re from Iowa, and who on Earth would ever admit to that?

…I was told to post something

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We knew you could do it! Big Dozer posted, YAY! And if a bot is this rude, just imagine harsh this is gonna be. Hope you’re wearing a thick gi.

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“Thick gi”? Good thing I’m naked.

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Wow… This should have gone in YMAS. Anyway, using your logic, i no longer believe in New Zealand.

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Iowa? Who would ever give a place a crappy name like Iowa. You just made that up.

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DAMN STRAIGHT! OLD ZEALAND WAS BETTER ANY WAY!

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Good post. I for one, have lost my trust in the police. Ever notice how when there’s a murder, they’re always there? Suspicious, if you ask me. Same thing with firemen and fire.

I also have serious doubts about South Dakota existing…last time I checked, Dakota was pretty far north.

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There really isn’t any countries outside of the USA that havn’t been destroyed by dragons.

It’s all an elaborate cover up because you can’t handle the truth.

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Sadly you just cant believe everything you hear/read these days. Well except for the stuff said on here, that stuff is gold

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You may not believe in Canada, but Canada believes in you!

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Believe in this- we just stopped the US from buying our only good frikin’ satalite from under our noses… smartest thing for a while. Nice try though trying to blind us.
We still exist hoser, who else would kick your ass in hockey, not frikin Iowa eh?
Montreal is comin’ for ya!!! (oh yeah, that’s where all the mobsters are from too)

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If there is no Canada, then where does Canadian Bacon come from? How about cheap medicine spam? There has to be a Canada. For god’s sake…Canada Dry Ginger Ale…Molson’s, that’s about it though. It’s probably just real small and hard to find.

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CANADIAN BACON COMES FROM IOWA! PAY ATTENTION DAMN IT! Here is proof:

http://fuckcanada.com/

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The link was amusing and confusing but… I googled Canada, and found out that there is a Canada but Google is not sure where it is. I then googled “So where’s Canada eh” and got a picture of Niagra falls with an arrow pointing North.

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I saw a sign once that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I tried my best to do just that. Couldn’t remember the rest of the road trip with my buds, though, but from what I understand, Canadians can drink like fish. I support the belief of Canadianism.

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so USA is walking down the street on a sunny day, bumps into Ireland walking the other way

“Top o’the morning, USA”
“Good Morning Ireland, how’s tricks?”
“Nice hat USA, what’s it say there”
“Oh this thing,” pulls off hat and looks at embroidered letters, “it’s just Canada”