I need to punch something

Something needs to be punched. I strongly feel that something must be punched, just for the hell of it. Ideas? Comments?

You’re gay.

Your face is gay. Bitch.

Alternate between punching your face and groin.

Punch a bear cub…
… or perhaps a baby rhino, you know…for the hell of it…

(*KO’d does not advocate cruelty to animals)

Punch a state trooper. They’ve got great senses of humor and are always up for some horseplay.

I hear there is a nice heavy bag over in Trollshido…

(Steve, are you listening?)

punch your computer.

Chinese boxing? Cool!

Punch your mother for giving birth to you.

This

YouTube - Fight Club# I am Jack’s smirking revenge…

Punch your Uncle for being your father…thus you have genetic defects…

Put your dick in an industrial sheet metal punch and press the big red button.

Fixed

Punch a guy in the local bikerbar.

Go find a large rock, the bigger the better, but one about a cubic foot in volume at least. Punch the rock until it shatters. If your hand breaks first, switch to your other hand. If that hand goes, switch to head butts. Once you shatter the first rock, move onto a larger one.

Punch your munchkin. You’ll find it more satisfying than starting threads like these.

Fuck off.

Punch me for actually reading this and then jump of a tall building.