You should just stop being a pussy and just go train.
Fuck that, training hasn’t helped me with shit. My problem isn’t being able to fight well, it is the fact that I can’t solve my problems with violence (and I am too reluctant to anyways, which is why I suck at fighting in the first place). An “I will fuck you up” stare is what I really need.
Hahahahaha No… That’s not what you need at all.
What you need IS training. Your problem is that you don’t think its the solution. Training makes you fight better. The faster you realize this the sooner you’ll be better off.
What you really need is to grow the fuck up. Fortunetly, this should take care of itself.
the “I will fuck you up” stare comes from being self-confident, which comes from training in a realistic manner. Being self confident avoids fights.
How often would you say you get into altercations, it_flippy? Once a week? More or less?
At least twice a week, but not real altercations. Since I stopped training in martial-arts, I try to “spar” someone every now and then to keep fresh.
When you grow up, life will give you plenty of reasons to rage. Enjoy your tranquility while you can. Seriously.
Or you’ll do what, exactly?
or he’ll RAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!!
Sssshhhhh! I’m trying to help this guy!
Dude, that sounds like a quick way to land in court for assault charges. Stop doing that.
And if we keep fucking with you what are you going to do? RAGE and get a KILLER LOOK and scare us so bad we make poopy in our pants?
What you need to learn how to do is deal with your pubesent testosterone levels you little shit.
I found this short instructional video to help you achieve your desired results.
You can thank me by not raging on me or my loved ones.
[quote=escrimador6;2088712]I found this short instructional video to help you achieve your desired results.
You can thank me by not raging on me or my loved ones.
YouTube - Goku Goes Super Saiyan Against Pikkon[/quote]
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How To Be A Super Saiyan
By Katherine Luther, About.com
Do you feel an unexplained kinship with Goku and Vegeta? Is there a little voice inside that urges you to power up? If you think you may have been a super-saiyan in a previous life, here’s a few tips for reclaiming your heritage.
Difficulty: N/A
Time Required: Lifelong Study
Here’s How:
- First, the obvious: actually being a saiyan would help immensely. Barring that however, you must learn to think like a saiyan. Saiyans love a challenge. They use their time wisely (“boredom” is out of the question) and they never settle for less than their personal best.
- Train, train and train some more.
- A saiyan’s power comes from within. Learn to focus your energy on the task at hand.
- As we learned from Goku’s many battles, strategy is just as important as strength. Put on your thinking cap and start thinking outside the box. Try a few logic puzzles to get you started. They’re addicting
- Are you training yet?
- Even though Gohan wanted to spend more time with his father, Goku agreed that his schoolwork was just as important. The moral? The mind is a terrible thing to waste. Get busy broadening your mental horizons.
- A saiyan is in touch with his (or her) surroundings and, as we all know, can use the energy from other living creatures to help boost his own power. Are you on good terms with the Earth?
- No, you’re still not finished. Keep training.
- Becoming a super saiyan (or anything else for that matter) doesn’t happen overnight. So, unless you have access to a hyperbolic chamber, you’re going to have to learn a little thing called patience. Relax, Vegeta… everything comes in its own time.
- The final step? Perserverance. Saiyans never give up and neither should you.
On a serious note, IF, if I had known you were such an adolescent dumb fuck I would have told you to grow up at the last throwdown
Join the Marines.
They’ll cultivate your rage like no other, and put you to work as well.