I may well be the baddest dude in here.

I don’t mean that lightly of course; I know you lot can break wooden boards and such. But have you actually done anything ‘really’ badass, like shoot a bear in the face with a shotgun or steal a Stingray coupe from a rich businessman or actively hunt down aliens on Thanksgiving? Didn’t think so.

My life story is here http://tornadojackson.blogspot.com/ if anyone’s interested. I’m looking to give tips and receive them, mainly about general street-fighting styles since I’ve done my fair share. And yes, I learned how to do deadlifts from my grandmother. She knew everything about everything about getting strong and fighting.

Welcome to Bullshido.

Please remove your trousers and bend over the table…

The others will be here shortly.

Welcome. After a quick read, I believe something must be wrong about the way you have been raised, but I can`t put my finger on it!

Can someone move this to YMAS, I want to see all the fun.

What does this have to do with martial arts?

I read a few entries on your blog, and apart from being slightly annoying, it doesn’t appear that you do anything but to write mediocre fiction.

So, what about you telling us a bit about your real training,
apart from “being badass”?

Because, since you even make a spelling mistake in your style field,
I’d go as far as to say that you have no idea what you’re talking about.

Interesting story. However, keep in mind, the strongest of any age have never beaten time, nor chance which befalls all men, nor disease. “Bad Ass” is a relative condition that transitions from is to was progressively with each passing day. Hope you make the transition easily. It will be easier on everyone if you do, including youself.

Well, I don’t have a blog, I’ve never shot a load on a bear’s face and I’m not a criminal. I just know how to operate a 155 mm caliber field gun that can shoot up to 30 kilometres and kill everyting on a 300 metres radius with a single shot.

But I did get second place in a story writing competition in elementary school when I was 10. Does that make me bad?

But seriously,

If you wanna advertise your blog, this really isn’t the best way. Altough, it’d be fun to see what kind of reception you’d get on the Ashida Kim forum.

[quote=Gordot;2444869]I don’t mean that lightly of course; I know you lot can break wooden boards and such. But have you actually done anything ‘really’ badass, like shoot a bear in the face with a shotgun or steal a Stingray coupe from a rich businessman or actively hunt down aliens on Thanksgiving? Didn’t think so.

My life story is here http://tornadojackson.blogspot.com/ if anyone’s interested. I’m looking to give tips and receive them, mainly about general street-fighting styles since I’ve done my fair share. And yes, I learned how to do deadlifts from my grandmother. She knew everything about everything about getting strong and fighting.[/quote]
Go spam your blog somewhere else.

That is not wut ur sister said.

Fuck.

Please tell me she didn’t show you the video.

Read some of your blog Gordot. You have some talent, and the modern “American Tall Tales” thing you have going is moderately amusing. Keep writing and honing your craft.

[quote=Arskanator;2444935]Fuck.

Please tell me she didn’t show you the video.[/quote]

… she had video and was holding out ? There isn’t a sad emoticon, sad enough to symbolize me being a the very sad monkey I am…

You Fins are pretty twisted.

[quote=Backfistmonkey;2444948]
You Fins are pretty twisted.[/quote]

fin (plural fins)

  1. (ichthyology) One of the appendages of a fish, used to propel itself and to manoeuvre/maneuver.
  2. A similar appendage of a cetacean or other marine animal.
  3. A thin, rigid component of an aircraft, extending from the fuselage and used to stabilise and steer the aircraft.
  4. A similar structure on the tail of a bomb, used to help keep it on course.
  5. A hairstyle, resembling the fin of a fish, in which the hair is combed and set into a vertical ridge along the top of the head from about the crown to the forehead.
  6. A device worn by divers and swimmers on their feet.
  7. An extending part on a surface of a radiator, engine, heatsink, etc., used to facilitate cooling.
  8. A sharp raised edge (generally in concrete) capable of damaging a roof membrane or vapor retarder.
  9. (US, slang) A five-dollar bill.

Indeed.

  1. Givers of Bear Bukkake from Finland

If this guy is so badass, I have to ask…

Do you know why ninjas wear scarves?

Well, do you, Punk?

No no no, that would be Finn (plural Finns). A single letter N makes a big difference. Just like when trying to tell apart this

from this

Apparently failing in image posting, here’s the second picture again

Nazi Cat and Yahtzee the video game reviewer ?

There is more than one N’s difference there …

Badder than this guy?

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[quote=Backfistmonkey;2445183]Nazi Cat and Yahtzee the video game reviewer ?

There is more than one N’s difference there …[/quote]