TKD sucks.
Except for my lineage of TKD, which is actually “Thai Kwon Do”. When Tae Kwon Do split decades ago, General Chan started a lineage which stuck to the original principles of Tae Kwon Do but named it “Thai Kwon Do” because it was a more accurate translation of the original pronunciation. He ensured that ThKD still worked for smaller, weaker people against larger opponents since he himself was a small monk. It relies on staying in front of your opponent and firing off quick bursts of tappy kicks to your opponent’s mid-point. Try to defend that, bitches!
Every other lineage is a false lineage filled with blasphemers and false assumers.
PS: It is a great art for ensuring proper entry into your car.
[QUOTE=Uncle Skippy;2597751]When Tae Kwon Do split decades ago, General Chan started a lineage which stuck to the original principles of Tae Kwon Do but named it “Thai Kwon Do” because it was a more accurate translation of the original pronunciation. He ensured that ThKD still worked for smaller, weaker people against larger opponents since he himself was a small monk. It relies on staying in front of your opponent and firing off quick bursts of tappy kicks to your opponent’s mid-point.[/QUOTE]
He also made some kickass chicken.
[QUOTE=ermghoti;2597904]He also made some kickass chicken.[/QUOTE]
Did you call Grand Master Sir Sifu a chicken?
We all know the only real TKD was brought to Korea by aliens over 5000 years ago. It involved lots of playing footsy.
I think every martial arts master should have a signature dish
[QUOTE=doofaloofa;2598053]I think every martial arts master should have a signature dish[/QUOTE]
Mine is Chicken Chow PAIN!!!
Royce’s Watermellon Wedges
[QUOTE=Uncle Skippy;2598004]Did you call Grand Master Sir Sifu a chicken?[/QUOTE]
Depends whether he made the chicken in the kitchen or the bedroom, I guess.
Bas Rutten, Vernon White, Stephan Bonnar, Cro Cop and Anthony Petitis were/are all TKD black belts. I’m just saying.
[QUOTE=Vince Tortelli;2598115]Bas Rutten, Vernon White, Stephan Bonnar, Cro Cop and Anthony Petitis were/are all TKD black belts. I’m just saying.[/QUOTE]
You forgot Joe Rogan, but he isn’t a fighter.