I like to take it up the ying yang by Koreans.

TKD sucks.

Except for my lineage of TKD, which is actually “Thai Kwon Do”. When Tae Kwon Do split decades ago, General Chan started a lineage which stuck to the original principles of Tae Kwon Do but named it “Thai Kwon Do” because it was a more accurate translation of the original pronunciation. He ensured that ThKD still worked for smaller, weaker people against larger opponents since he himself was a small monk. It relies on staying in front of your opponent and firing off quick bursts of tappy kicks to your opponent’s mid-point. Try to defend that, bitches!

Every other lineage is a false lineage filled with blasphemers and false assumers.

PS: It is a great art for ensuring proper entry into your car.

[QUOTE=Uncle Skippy;2597751]When Tae Kwon Do split decades ago, General Chan started a lineage which stuck to the original principles of Tae Kwon Do but named it “Thai Kwon Do” because it was a more accurate translation of the original pronunciation. He ensured that ThKD still worked for smaller, weaker people against larger opponents since he himself was a small monk. It relies on staying in front of your opponent and firing off quick bursts of tappy kicks to your opponent’s mid-point.[/QUOTE]

He also made some kickass chicken.

[QUOTE=ermghoti;2597904]He also made some kickass chicken.[/QUOTE]

Did you call Grand Master Sir Sifu a chicken?

We all know the only real TKD was brought to Korea by aliens over 5000 years ago. It involved lots of playing footsy.

I think every martial arts master should have a signature dish

[QUOTE=doofaloofa;2598053]I think every martial arts master should have a signature dish[/QUOTE]

Mine is Chicken Chow PAIN!!!

Royce’s Watermellon Wedges

[QUOTE=Uncle Skippy;2598004]Did you call Grand Master Sir Sifu a chicken?[/QUOTE]

Depends whether he made the chicken in the kitchen or the bedroom, I guess.

Bas Rutten, Vernon White, Stephan Bonnar, Cro Cop and Anthony Petitis were/are all TKD black belts. I’m just saying.

[QUOTE=Vince Tortelli;2598115]Bas Rutten, Vernon White, Stephan Bonnar, Cro Cop and Anthony Petitis were/are all TKD black belts. I’m just saying.[/QUOTE]

You forgot Joe Rogan, but he isn’t a fighter.