I know things

But if I keep dangerous animals, my home insurance goes up. I know this because I called my insurance company recently to transfer insurance to my new address, as I recently moved. After warning me that he had to ask all these questions, even if some were clearly inapplicable or even silly, he specifically asked me:

Insurance agent: Do you have any additional liabilities? —Like servants living with you, or any dangerous aminals? Like, if you’re training attack spiders or anything…
Me: Damn! I knew those attack spiders would come back to bite me in the ass.

I don’t know that Toronto Dominion Insurance necessarily has any specific liability rules for attack spiders, but they might frown on packs of pitbulls.

attack spiders are an excellent tool for selfdefense…

’ hey asshole gimme your money! NOW!’

’ okay sir, i’ll just reach into my pocket and throw you my…ATTACK SPIDERRRR!!’

’ HAAAAAAAA! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!! EWWW!’

awesome…

[quote=Hecubus;2421789]Lost the post and don’t feel like recomposing it so I’ll condense:[/quote]Why are you sharing an IP with two other users on this forum?

Hooded Justice
ritegrapple

I’m at work behind a NAT router…surprised it’s just two since half of Seattle works here.

http://www.howstuffworks.com/nat.htm

[quote=Hecubus;2422025]I’m at work behind a NAT router…surprised it’s just two since half of Seattle works here.

http://www.howstuffworks.com/nat.htm[/quote]

How this website works:

Sockpuppetry: You only need one account for any honest purpose. Registering more than one is a sure sign that you’re an asshole, especially if you’re doing so to avoid a temporary or permanent ban for other violations of Rule #1.

That’s why you were asked.

[quote=Lu Tze;2421619]Type “Aikido randori” into youtube, I get the feeling he means that.

Unfortunately, those techniques will only work on civilized British streets, where multiple attackers are polite enough to form an orderly queue…[/quote]

YouTube- ‪Dennis Pennis Kung Fu Hooligan 'BETTER QUALITY’‬‎

perhaps you were thinking of the england of yesteryear

YouTube- ‪Harry Enfield - Methods of Self-Defence‬‎

That’s great, love that vid. :slight_smile: … kind of like my sensei’s experience with Scots when he was stationed there … “what you lookin at Yank? why do you want to die?”.

[quote=Hugo Stiglitz;2421905]Why are you sharing an IP with two other users on this forum?

Hooded Justice
ritegrapple[/quote]

Ritegrapple. How ironic.

Really? I wonder why this is?

The best was a real situation involving a Turkish guy (doing what looks like boxing) being attacked on the street. His movement and strikes kept his opponents in front of him and queing up.

Cool story bro.

If only I had one of those Internets. Then I could use this EweTube that you speak of.

So based on that, do boxing – and then get some training from a group that does work multiple attackers.

So the best way to use Aikido to fend off multiple attackers is to use boxing instead? A cunning use of the art indeed.

[quote=Nicko1;2422171]

So the best way to use Aikido to fend off multiple attackers is to use boxing instead? A cunning use of the art indeed.[/quote]

No you idiot. He obviously means Taijutsu :iamwithst ur unarmed, stoopid so anything you do iz Taijutsu

Ah, I stand (OK, sit) corrected sir.

BTW, I am habitally unarmed when I go swimming. Does this mean I have been practicing Taijutsu since the age of three? Without even being aware of the deadliness that was at my fingertips the whole time?

Those fucking ninjas are sneakier than I suspected.

What is it with moronic Aikidoka at the moment, has Aikiweb and Martial Arts Planet got a surplus it’s over-spill is finding it’s way here ?

And…[quote=Hecubus;2422151]That’s great, love that vid. :slight_smile: … kind of like my sensei’s experience with Scots when he was stationed there … “what you lookin at Yank? why do you want to die?”.[/quote]Answer my question please…[quote=Hugo Stiglitz;2421905]Why are you sharing an IP with two other users on this forum?

Hooded Justice
ritegrapple[/quote]

His IP and the correct post share about 12 right now. I’m going through them as we speak.

Yes, hecy, I know it can be because of the router where you work. Still, we check and ask questions. [strike]Sometimes[/strike] Most times it is subterfuge.

I’d also be pretty impressed if I found a video of a realistic aikido Randori. And about the comment about taijutsu being anything we do unarmed, does that go the same for karate, which means “empty hand?” Is boxing karate? Is fencing karate?

And unless you’re Morihei Ueshiba, I’m convinced it would be a little more difficult to deal with multiple attackers.

btw, loved that second video, Lindz

It’s from Harry Enfield’s Television Programme.

[quote=Nicko1;2422185]Ah, I stand (OK, sit) corrected sir.

BTW, I am habitally unarmed when I go swimming. Does this mean I have been practicing Taijutsu since the age of three? Without even being aware of the deadliness that was at my fingertips the whole time?

Those fucking ninjas are sneakier than I suspected.[/quote]

Lol, funny you’d mention that. Look up Suiei-jutsu… maybe you could outswim your attackers until they all drown or use mad swimming chi to confuse them. :slight_smile:

It’s “suijutsu”, retard.

Great addition to the thread. How could I forget that the Japanese used a latin phonetic writing system and isn’t translated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suieijutsu
http://kempo.4mg.com/articles/suiei.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Swimming_Federation

Wikipedia isn’t a credible source around here, partner.

Try again, retard.

IZ TRolSHIdO TIMEZ?