I iz skull crusher

That once happened 1 week ago when i duked out with someone in a dark alley (taking a short cut). I also got a cracked rib and a black eye, but the point is that it is broken and I got mine fixed with painful forceful turning and pulling before i went to the doctor. Try that!!

I iz skull crusher

When i was walking through my hideout, a forgotten old town, i saw a gang of thugs hoping to turn it into their base. But by then it was to late and someone saw me. They all rushed at me and i ran away like hell because a 14 year old vs 5 28 year olds, well, its no contest. Eventually i made it to the place i could beat them up, an old forgotten mall. When they came in i was litterly right above them, their steel pipes and rifles. I jumped down with a “NO ONE MAKES ME RUN LIKE HELL!!!” and I ended up cracking 5 ribs each, 4 skulls total, and one dude almost died with me kicking their torso. Overall, the battle lasted 6 minutes. The point is that i ended up with half a nose almost gone and a eye patch. Anyone ever do something like this before?

[QUOTE=KaiokenMai;2633379]When i was walking through my hideout, a forgotten old town, i saw a gang of homosexuals hoping to turn it into their base. But by then it was to late and someone saw me. They all rushed at me and i ran away like hell because a 14 year old vs 5 28 year olds, well, I needed lube. Eventually i made it to the place I keep my sex jelly, an old forgotten mall. When they came in i was litterly right above them in full goatse position. I jumped down with a “NO ONE MAKES ME CUM WITHOUT LUBE!!!” and I ended up cracking 5 ribs, lost three teeth and one dude almost died with arrhythmia because he came inside me so hard. Overall, the gang bang lasted 6 minutes. The point is that i ended up with feeling in my anus almost gone and an eye patch. Anyone ever do something like this before?[/QUOTE]

No. No I haven’t.

[QUOTE=KaiokenMai;2633379]When i was walking through my hideout, a forgotten old town, i saw a gang of thugs hoping to turn it into their base. But by then it was to late and someone saw me. They all rushed at me and i ran away like hell because a 14 year old vs 5 28 year olds, well, its no contest. Eventually i made it to the place i could beat them up, an old forgotten mall. When they came in i was litterly right above them, their steel pipes and rifles. I jumped down with a “NO ONE MAKES ME RUN LIKE HELL!!!” and I ended up cracking 5 ribs each, 4 skulls total, and one dude almost died with me kicking their torso. Overall, the battle lasted 6 minutes. The point is that i ended up with half a nose almost gone and a eye patch. Anyone ever do something like this before?[/QUOTE]
Get the hell out of the technique forums.

Start a craptastic thread in the technique section like that again and I’ll ban you.

[QUOTE=KaiokenMai;2633379]When i was walking through my hideout, a forgotten old town, i saw a gang of thugs hoping to turn it into their base. But by then it was to late and someone saw me. They all rushed at me and i ran away like hell because a 14 year old vs 5 28 year olds, well, its no contest. Eventually i made it to the place i could beat them up, an old forgotten mall. When they came in i was litterly right above them, their steel pipes and rifles. I jumped down with a “NO ONE MAKES ME RUN LIKE HELL!!!” and I ended up cracking 5 ribs each, 4 skulls total, and one dude almost died with me kicking their torso. Overall, the battle lasted 6 minutes. The point is that i ended up with half a nose almost gone and a eye patch. Anyone ever do something like this before?[/QUOTE]

Yes…I make up stupid shit on the interwebs all the time. I once said I was adopted by a family of wood ducks.

[QUOTE=Tom .C;2633391]Yes…I make up stupid shit on the interwebs all the time. I once said I was adopted by a family of wood ducks.[/QUOTE]

Sorry to have to be the bearer of bad tidings, but i ate your adoptive family for dinner.

Bit early for dinner isn’t it? It’s just gone beer o’clock!

See I am glad I had my kids young. I learn useless stuff and understand when a troll posts.

For out of touch fogies, like jnp, kaioken is a DragonBall Z technique.