I helped an old woman discover her grandson is Gay.

So I was working on an old lady’s computer that was friends of a client.

I installed firefox for her but then noticed that it had already been installed because it was getting done so quickly and hadn’t loaded any files at all. So I go through and look in the program files and find firefox there.

On her desktop there was a folder called “Clint,” her grandson, and I opened it only to find some other folders. I go through some and finally find the Firefox icon. I think to myself, “Why would someone hide their Firefox icon like that?”

I open it up and start going through to see if the bookmarks matched IE’s. Right as I was clicking on bookmarks, http://www.adam4adam.com was Firefox’s homepage. She started freaking out asking me what that was about and I figured it was some spyware bi-product. I explain to her and she calms down. Then I go into the bookmarks and there’s this HUGE folder full of gay porn and gay male online dating services.

She freaks out and starts crying and begging me for an explanation that through the will of the online gods, he was tagged by a barrage of bad spyware. That maybe perhaps he was hacked by some homosexual that he never gave the time of day to. That maybe, he was doing research for a paper. I looked at her and said, “I’m sorry ma’am… but your grandson’s a gay.”

She left the room and called her Daughter to break the news to her. I finish up and she brings me a check and doesn’t say much to me except goodnight.

Cliffs: I install firefox on an old lady’s computer only to find a bookmark folder full of gay porn and gay male dating services. She flips out but still pays me.

good job.

I don’t know if I should laugh or feel bad for the poor guy.

But whatever, he gave the computer AIDs by using those websites and downloading all that Gay porn anyway.

LOL, you actually turned her grandson gay for her.

Eh, not sure how I feel about this. If you’re the type to be in the closet then being outed can be pretty traumatizing.

One would like to think it’s not very likely these days but it’s not unheard of for kids to get kicked out on the street or forced into therapy or any number of shits that suck. If he’s financially dependent on his family in any way then being outed could prove disastrous in any number of areas in his life.

He’s like 27 and living on his own now from what she was telling me. He had lived there over the summer and just fucked up everything on the computer to the point where it wasn’t usable and was apparently really belligerent and mean to her.

I didn’t mean to discover that he was a flaming homosexual, but this happens sometimes. Like a few years ago I found jailbait photos on one of the city council member’s laptop. I HAD to report that, as I’m legally obligated to. But most of the time if I find something like gay porn or something, I tend to leave it alone and not say a word.

Thats good.

He had lived there over the summer and just fucked up everything on the computer to the point where it wasn’t usable

Typical user.

and was apparently really belligerent and mean to her.

First instinct is to say “ha, got what he deserved” but we all know what self righteous assholes old people can be. :slight_smile:

She most likely is.

But I try my best to keep people’s information private. I mean, I know the passwords and logins for a lot of banks and the Chamber of Commerce here in Fresno, it’s not like i’m letting that shit slip out or anything, hell I don’t even write it down. Sometimes things like this happen though, and luckily it’s always hilarious and inconsequential.

This always baffles me.

How hard is it to delete porn after viewing it? It’s not like porn is going to disappear from the internet once you log off.

I’m a bit sensitive because being outed against your will fucking sucks when you’re still kind of coming to grips with it yourself.

My main concern is the incorrect placement of ‘eh’ in this sentence. Americans don’t really know spelling nor grammar eh?

No, when canadians use “eh” it’s a way of denoting a question or questioning statement"

When americans use “eh” at the beginning of a sentence it’s a hesitation with no real meaning on it’s own.

Kind of like going “Ummm”

I can see that. I kind of feel bad for the guy because his grandmother for sure didn’t know. Maybe the rest of his family does, but I don’t know that either.

Whatever the case, even if he didn’t want them to know, he should’ve cleaned up after he left the house.

That’s just it, he wasn’t outed against his will, he was outed because he was stupid about leaving stuff on his grandma’s computer.

Typical user.[/QUOTE]

In this case it’s entirely his fault (he fucked up the computer in the first place).

The sad thing is, the poor lady had her Credit Card number and Identity stolen through using some online banking and one of this guy’s boyfriends had a keylogger on the computer and she got royally screwed through that.

If only he wasn’t masturbating to two guys cornholing each other in the ass while licking cum off of their fingers, then maybe she wouldn’t have been so unfortunate as to have thousands of dollars stolen from her retirement funds.

Now placing bets on who sigs this first.

  1. Cracky McSlughoot

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I get the feeling I should spread my bets here… all the choices seem equally likely.

Did you wash your hands after you fixed the computer?

Garfield: Are you a faggot, Nash?

Connor MacLeod: Why, Garfield? Cruisin’ for a piece of ass?

Your first post made me think of it. Go post in newbietown.

It’s spelt cheque, not check.