I Hate Patches and Smart Mouthed youngsters.

i am humbled and enlightend by the advice that has been written, tommorow i will put away my black gi with all four patches on it, and go and seek out a tkd school that teaches nothing but forms and does not allow contact when practicing their self defense techs, because i see now that if i train hard and do my forms with nice low front stances and deep horse staces then i will know all of the double secrect techs and then maybe i can go up to whorians house and train with the nijas that he has running around his back yard.

You forgot that Chuan Fa = Kempo = Patches

Late clean up from this thread:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=51721