I Hate Patches and Smart Mouthed youngsters.

Heard of Kajukenbo? We are a branch of that. Go by that reputation.

You have absolutely no idea who I am or you would not have posted that.

We are a branch of that. Go by that reputation

I am not sure if the two quotes offset each other or not. Perhaps in your mind they don’t. On paper, it looks like you are saying that you are Kajukenbo, but you do something else.

I am supposed to go by Kajukenbo reputation, but then at the same time, there are significant differences. And please inform me of the other branches you hold rank in so that I know you have some experience and knowledge in those areas when you say things like “emphasises <insert quality here> more than MOST Kaju.” What are these OTHER SIGNIFICANT differences btw? I am sure clueless when it comes to Kajukenbo.

Oh man…I love the taste of my own feet as much as the next man, but this is too much :icon_puke

Kaju LARPs 1 on 1, WHKD LARPs 10 on 1. I think we all can clearly see which is superior.

note I had to…it was just there… :bom:

Oh, oh, oh, please, can I insert a nice little example of what can happen in a multi-attacker situation ON THE STREET? Can I? Pretty please! Oh, thank you, well, here we go!
While it is knife stuff, the first minute could be quite eye opening to all that train with “semi-compliant white belts acting like their knee is broken” - knifes or not, a group of people committed to get you is a group of very dangerous people… (Admittedly the stuff after 01:00 is already PR for the kali school, and I have the feeling the attacks are not as vicious as in the first minute - but you can stop the video after the first minute and have the lesson learned…)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5bu5ZLIZ1s
(first mentioned here by Mr. DCS, respect…)

where there we have it. Always keep a concealed knife in the sleeve of your shirt, and always stab first ask questions later!

But, what about when I’m wearing short sleeves? Summertime does come around every year, man.

Move north. Way north…
Wait, no, imagine if you get in a multi-attacker situation with polar bears… I mean, you could take out one, right?

I actually train with polar bears right now, but they don’t bite me after I punch past their throats to simulate the deadly fight ending throat punch of doom.

But, I train to take out 10 polar bears at once, so I guess it’s not a problem.

Any man that claims to take on 10 dudes at once and win the entire thing must show some video.

Who are you by the way???/

AHAHAHAHAAHA! NOT A FINGA!

I already answered this question. Now go back and analyze your kata. I want a two page paper on the differences between OHS and WHKD katas, and how they can be applied to life skills you can use every day.

More forms for you to learn now! We all love forms!

Mr. Gracie here knows over 2 dozen forms I hear…he must be a REALLY good person with all that discipline and respect he’s gained from that practice. An inspiration to us all…

When are you going to write that book on all the grappling moves you re-discovered in those forms Whorian?

108 forms actually. It is really just 1 long form that I have broken down into 108 smaller forms. The grappling is easy to find if you have a qualified teacher who can teach you in the right capacity.

Damm! My instructor never taught me all of those hidden techs. Can i come and study under you, and learn all of the secret techs of the real kajukenbo.

Go to sleep suckup. You got jits in the morning and nobody want to roll with a cranky white belt.

SCHNAP!

humm, interesting. figure 2years to truly learn each form, right? 14 forms=28 years, no problem. good thing orginal method isnt as advanced/evolved(its so easy a cave man could do it) as some of the other methods. "

Go fuck yourself, and take your floral board shorts with you on the way out.

Without enough katas, you don’t learn enough ways to move and fight, thus not being as adaptive as us. I greatly respect your archaic Kajukenbo which sprung forth my modern Kempo -just as I respect 1984’s antiquated Mac which my new Macbook sprung forth from- but we just flow and adapt so much better than you simply because we have more options in our techniques.