If I were in this group, I sure as hell wouldn’t drink the Kool Aid.
Like it’s a huge loss to mankind if they do. Anyone dumb enough to follow a ~400lb ‘ninja’, can’t be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Any chance of arranging a three way ninjer death match between Bryce Dallas, Ashida Kim and Kendal Kelsoe?
Never happen.
Dallas’d collapse due to fatigue of walking from the car to the location’s door.
Ashida wouldn’t show unless you mailed him 4 billion dollars and a pink elephant, using only your nose to write the check.
And Kelsoe would show up to the wrong place and take a photo of some random anime geek as proof of his victory.