[QUOTE=Tranquil Suit;2770044]
Lonely me in the park 
Want to perform cunnilingus on my lower abdominals??
It’s sooo hard to find love in this weather! Is there no man great enough to brave the Arakistan weather?!
In Soviet Russia, glamour shot takes you!
Looking for true love. Need binoculars at this point!
Such simple beginnings.[/QUOTE]
Caption contest?
[QUOTE=Devil;2770090]I’m sure she looks exactly like her picture.
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Damn, that’s a messed up picture. I like them boots she’s wearing.
[QUOTE=Cake of Doom;2770055]LOL This link is super NSFW but look who I just found
Your girl is also called Anya![/QUOTE]
Hillarious site by the way. Combination of bad English with classless advertisment produces gems like (from news and articles section):
“These days sex in Kiev is unique opportunity to relax and have a rest for each individual. For example, you have worked very intensively, thus at the end of this week you deserve sexual relaxation with Kiev escort.”
“If you and your spouse want to make your intimate life brighter and different, invite Kiev escort!”
“Ukraine girls will make a true performance for your guests with a pleasure – with dances on tables, striptease, funny jokes and others. Sex in Kiev can be a wanted present for a future husband!”
Nothing says “I love you” like making a gift of a prostitute.