How are you, sir!!!
I will not take up much of your time. Give me just one minute, please.
Your future life might depend on this very epistle if you look through this epistle.
My name is Yuliya. I am a Russian partner and my age is 30.
I am a hot, energetic and desirous female, who requires a safe gentleman by her side to be happy.
I am seeking nothing but genuine, stable relationships.
I have a desire to get closer to you and go on our conversation.
Do not give up! brilliant opportunity! answer me as soon as you can.
Now it’s all up to you, pleasewrite me back.
In my following letter I will answer all your questions.
I will tell you my background and, of course, I will let you see my pics.
Truly yours, Yuliya.
What the fuck ?
E-Life before gmail. I just got a little nostalgic.
ER… ok mate.
When does she ask you for your bank account details ?
Fuck it, I answered, let’s see if this pans out:
Hello Yuliya!!!
I’m very interested in hot, energetic and desirous females.
Please tell me about your background!
Potentially yours, TS.
[QUOTE=Tranquil Suit;2769709]Fuck it, I answered, let’s see if this pans out:
Hello Yuliya!!!
I’m very interested in hot, energetic and desirous females.
Please tell me about your background!
Potentially yours, TS.[/QUOTE]
Here is a simple truth in life, if it looks too good to be true, then it probably is.
Because, you know, hot girls are struggling to find men to care for them all over the place.
Guaranteed scam TS. I’d also advise you to monitor your online accounts to make sure no one is trying to hack them.
“And I was just standing there on the side of the highway in my bikini for two hours struggling to get those lug nuts off. I bet 200 cars passed and nobody would stop to help. Poor little me.”
I dunno man, you’d need the most premium tracksuit to impress a girl like that.
Better to have loved and lost and
been ripped off
by a Russian whore.
Than never have loved or lost,
or been ripped off
by a Russian whore at all.
That is one gorgeous Spam-bot you got there T.S.!
@jnp: You don’t say.
ftr, the title of the thread was the title of her email. Anyway, my future love has answered:
Hello, my new friend.
I am very pleased that you have not ignored my letter. So, you are interested to know me.
I am a girl who is looking for true love. I decided to go to the Internet to find their happiness, and as a man who will love and respect me.
I’m a little embarrassed, so I do not know where to begin a story about me, but I’ll try.
First, I would like to introduce myself. My name is Yuliya. My height - 1.69 cm, and my weight - 54 kg. I have no relatives. I was freezing from loneliness. I want to see next to me was a man who will love and respect me 100!
Now I’m 30 years old. I was born on April 27, 1982. My zodiac sign - Taurus.
I live in Russia. Russia is one of the most ancient countries, a rich variety of cultural and architectural values. I live in the city of Astrakhan. My city is located on the Volga River. Our city is bordered by the Caspian Sea. Astrakhan is located 1,500 kilometers south of Moscow. I love the mountains and the nature of our region.
Tell me about your town. Where do you live? Do you like your city?
From early childhood, I had to live alone. My parents and my older sister got into a car accident when I was 3 years old. The accident occurred on one of the commuter routes.
Public guardianship transferred me to a children’s home (orphanage, who do not have parents). Now, I’m all alone. I have no brothers and sisters. But neither despite the fact that I did not have parents, I received an excellent education. I always knew that you have to be polite and respect people.
I had a very difficult childhood. In our children’s home had many children.
When I was 7 years old, I went to school, which was located next to our children’s home. I’ve always loved history and literature. I always wanted to learn the culture and life of Europe, America and Asia.
When I was 18, I had to leave the orphanage, because I was a minor. I got into the world in which I had to do it all yourself. I had to look for a place to live and work. I got a job. I was an employee at the library. I really wanted to go to university. But, I have no money.
When I worked in the library, I read a lot of books. I decided to try to go to university. I’m very lucky. I passed all the exams as “excellent”! I came to learn from the educational psychologist. However, I continued to work serving in the library. I liked to study the behavior of people. I like to help people in difficult situations, when they are bad, and when you need help. My mother was a doctor therapist, probably why I chose this specific work. I think that it is my destiny to be a psychologist.
When I graduated from university, I tried to find a job. But it was not easy. Many organizations in Russia does not want to take the young people to work, because they believe that youth do not have the experience. But after much searching, I decided to call in the children’s home where I lived all my childhood and offered them my help in raising children. Orphanage director told me that they were happy to take me to work. I was a very happy event. And for five years I worked as a psychologist at the orphanage, where I spent my whole life. The walls of the children’s home for me, as his home. I enjoy helping children, because they are, as I now live without parental warmth. I love children. I believe that children are the angels who live near us.
In this life, I’m looking for someone who might have to really love and respect.
I went to the Internet to look for love, because Russian men do not respect women.
Russian men are trying to use women only for personal use. Russian men want in a woman his slave.
Russian men do nothing, they drink vodka and do nothing at all for love. Some of them beat women and even children. Russian men lost dignity. Of course, in Russia there are good men, but all of them have families and even children.
I am sure that you will not like that! I want to get to know you closer. I believe that fate will help us.
Unfortunately, at this point I have to finish my first letter to you. In my next letter I will tell you more about me, about my work, about my hobbies and, of course, about the relationship that I am looking for.
Please tell me a little about you. Where do you work? How is your life?
I am very interested to know you. I am very interested Internet communication, as it is to me the first time.
I look forward to your next letter to me.
Your new friend from Russia, Yuliya.
P.S. By this letter, I attach some photos of my life. The only photo of my family, which has survived. Eternal memory for my parents.
1.69cm!!?? Someone doesn’t do their coversions well.
Smart, good looking, lonely, Russian AND no annoying mother-in-law. I’d say go for it and good luck to you.
LOL This link is super NSFW but look who I just found
I think you launch a preemptive strike and ask her for money.
I’m thinking, two mysteriously murdered ex wives and a 7 yr old daughter in need of a new mother. Also, I’m a surgeon.
I’m guessing I have to wade through another 3 prewritten replies before it gets personal.
Anyway, I’ll have time for this on Tuesday.
Oooo good shout!
Even better, ask for more pics… you know what kind… oh and ask her for money too, I like that idea.
[QUOTE=Tranquil Suit;2770064]I’m thinking, two mysteriously murdered ex wives and a 7 yr old daughter in need of a new mother. Also, I’m a surgeon.
I’m guessing I have to wade through another 3 prewritten replies before it gets personal.
Anyway, I’ll have time for this on Tuesday.[/QUOTE]
I think you should try to outdo her in the pitiful department. Concoct the saddest story you can create and send it back to her.
Parents killed by a madman when you were 8, your dog, who was your best friend, got run over when you were 10 and so on.
I’m sure she looks exactly like her picture.