I challenge you to shut the duck up.

The Question sat his fat ass on it?

Or sochin did ?

Fat? In the pics he sent me, he’s like a young, toned Harry Bellafonte…

Te la voy a meter por la oreja.
Con fuerza. Bien solido.
Testosterona con anabolica.

!VIVA EL PHOTOSHOPPERY!

no, sitting on it would have required some kind of activity, so I am immediately disqualified from the field

I assure you he’s not speaking Spanish.

Pig-Latino perhaps?

OK

You are putting it in the ear
with power or fury. Very well solid.
Testosteron with anabolica.

my spanish is rusty

scratch that…it wasn’t muy bien only bien…which is well.

I think he wants Sochin to inject Anabolic steroids in his ear with the end of his penorz.

:gay: :lame: :merror:

Dude, what the fuck, man. You mean after all that you don’t actually speak the shit. What gives, man, what gives?

He saw my Craigslist ad, then?

!Jode sus conejo, muerdealmohadas!

is that better?

After reading it he remarked," What the fuck, man, shit. Like, Dude, fucking what the fucking fuck?"

He responds to everything in that way.
You could have asked him if he’d like a nice cup of tea and he’d treat you to what now constitutes about 60% of his vocabulary since his… change.

a slight addition

LULZ ADDRVAAKS ! ONE MITE SAYY TAHT U TRANSFORMED MAI POST !!!ELF!!!

I’m wondering about Aardvarks source of Spanish language… Sochin stated his as Babelfish, but Aardvarks’ Spanish is :5eek:

Mega-doses of estrogen causes Tourette’s syndrome?