I can stop wasting my time here at Bullshido and get real help on 4nal sex relations.

sonofackbar · February 5, 2009, 5:57pm

In case you haven’t heard there is finally a legitimate martial arts forums that will soon have pro’s and amateurs alike who train UFC and will all come together to truly experience the next evolution in MMA.

http://fearnopunch.com/page33/page33.html

Now I can around the clock advise on how to stop punches, knees, elbows and kicks as close to my face as possible. Thank you Cobra Commander Coal Akida… you’re a true patriot to the martial art community.

Sri_Hanuman · February 5, 2009, 6:03pm

Everyone knows, you stop knees with your face. Now, you might be surprised, but it also works on elbows and crowbars.

Hesperus · February 5, 2009, 6:06pm

What just happened?

Sri_Hanuman · February 5, 2009, 6:09pm

Don’t know, but it seems to be in the right forum…

sonofackbar · February 5, 2009, 6:30pm

Actually Coal Akida is gonna help me out with anal relations as well

Snake_Plissken · February 5, 2009, 6:32pm

Damn. I could really go for a Quizno’s or Schlotzky’s sandwich right about now.

With a SoBe Lean Blackberry Currant and some Sun Chips.

Sri_Hanuman · February 6, 2009, 12:24am

Someone here deserves butt cancer.