I am soooooo tired of the octagon.

Very 90’s. Very industrial. Very bored now. Besides, the chain link fence distorts the line of the fighters outfits. It makes everything look like it’s Prada Spring 98 forever. I think it’s high time that MMA dumped that baggage and went with a more classically appropriate fighting venue.

The catwalk!

And for the first contestant of next seasons ultimate fighter
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20266492,00.html

What about a heart-shaped ring?

A hamster cage wasn’t a bad idea. How about a multi level cage with uneven terrain and secret passages so that Ninjers, Chunners, Athletic climbers, and parkour people can have a chance. The Ninjers would own, but the the parkour people would totally swoop in like Spiderman and clean up!

I’d like and octagon, but with all the corners all feng shuied so the angles are deadened (so they don’t reflect the bad karma back inside).
So, uh, like a circle. But 3-d. Like a dome. A thunderdome.
A lavender thunderdome.

needs to be a perfect circle so the chi is properly balanced and the yellow bamboo fighter can dominate.

Oooh oooh, how about an endless knot design?

But you could be looked inside it for a week! That’s dangerous…

crickets

I submitted (no pun intended lol) an idea to the UFC for a maze. The fighters would wander around until they found each other and then “Let’s get it on!”. I haven’t heard anything back yet which means they’re probably actually considering it. I’ve kinda given myself a big advance already on my share of the profits (credit cards rule) so I hope I hear something soon.

Thats a great idea! Like rival ninja clans. . . When they meet, it is No Mercy! Plus the added element of suprise. It would be like the tenchu games. Suspense at every corner.

If only MC Escher were still alive – I bet he could design this.

No it should be like a pokemon stadium, dammit.

n00b

All fights should happen in a jolly Jumper inflatable air filled arena.

You fail n00b!

From Peretti’s Jumpercade Extreme Combat in 1995