I am Grandmaster Bator of Hand to Gland Combat

…nice to meat you.

A couple more bogus titles/positions/styles for the masses to chew on and devour…

Hapmudo Studios
Grand Master Yong Sung Lee
A.K.A. “Confucius of Martial Arts in U.S.”
http://pages.montgomerycountymd.com/school/yong.htm

how about this guy? lol
GM Marek - 9th Dan in ‘American Bushido Kenpo’
“Grand Master Of The Year” (like an employee of the month?)
http://www.bushidomarketing.com/about.htm

I like to masturbate too.

I’d rather Math Debate.

No wonder your chi is weak, like a woman.

I’m more of someone who likes to pontificate.

Figures, you do Wing Chun.

Psh, whatever, don’t you know that holding in your seed keeps your Chi strong. Whenever you release, you release some of your lifeforce. (for the record, if that was the case I’d be fucking dead from wasting so much chi)

You are limp, like soggy noodle.

You need more than highschool level math for that.

Walked into that one. :XXeyeslam

Is your avatar a farting skeleton?

Your mom didn’t think so.

:kiss:

Only possible with my secret _ing _un lineage.

No, but your woman said that about you, between slurps.

Oh, so it’s the skeleton of a person killed when you ripped one?

Some of us don’t mind when our girls swallow.

And for the record: I predict great things for this thread.

No, the technique is so d34dly it will rip the flesh from my bones. I have to build up my chi by not saying stupid things though to be able to do it. So far my chi is very weak.

Your chi is so weak that, when you eat mexican, the beans fart YOU out !

In soviet russia, beans fart out you!