Hurr, hurr, go team

Aw God no. No. Just no.

I bet for an hour afterward you had less balls than a carrot listening to violin music.

I was able to gain a few man point back by screaming
“Throw some leg kicks! KNEE KNEE KNEE! Did you forget all your MMA when you turned into a vampire?!”
at the screen while RP and The Guy Who Was the Bad Guy In NBD were fighting, but then my sister dumped an entire Mega Butter Popcorn bucket on my head.

ZOMG!

Pattinson, noob.

Also, there were much older girls at the cinema when I went.
Like, fully 15.
They get to wear such nice clothes, and make up… it really isn’t fair.[/wistful]