Huge bodybuilder challenged me at da gym

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He was getting really annoying taking up all the equipment, making a lot of noise and stinking and sweating gallons in his tiny tank top

so I asked him if he was born an obnoxious bastard or that he had to work on it?

He got mad and got all in my face. He said LETS GO OUTSIDE PUNK!!!

I then followed him to the outside and we started to fight.

I gave him one telegraphed-full power axe like low kick and the bitch went all limp leting his guard down to “protect his leg” I think. I then slammed an elbow in his face and he was CRYING on the floor

LOL bodybuilders are such worthless bastards

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"axe like low kick "???
WTF? Sounds like an Andy Hug move.

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[quote=War Wheel;2071973]"axe like low kick "???
WTF? Sounds like an Andy Hug move.[/quote]

lol not “axe kick”-like, but like swinging an axe at a tree. Extremely telegraphed but more powerful than a regular low kick

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I love fiction stories.

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Why did you stop?

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[QUOTE=Tom .C;2071979]I love fiction stories.[/QUOTE]

I thought it… you said it…

+rep

I seem to be crushing… e-love then!

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Did you steal his shoes?

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I wanted to throw a towell at him and say CLEAN YOURSELF UP but I left it in the gym. So I thought fogedaboutit

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Dude, he’s a body builder, he didn’t have shoes, just a spandex thong.

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well as a matter of fact, he was wearing extremely short cut off jeans and army boots with no laces

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Gee, in my day-dreams I usually lead with a combo before the low kick. To each his own I guess.

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when I day dream I lead with a sipa to the lead knee, which folds rge person over kinda, then I smash the face with a cross upper cross combo, grab the neck and slam elbows in the face, forearm chop the neck 45 degrees back do a puter kepala 'n shyte and drop knees 'n heels all over the bastard

but in t3h str33t I use the dreaded MUAY THAI KICK

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I always add crying women and children and old people choking and gagging in their own vomit.

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You make me sick