Lets face it, for most of our lives we’re faced with the dilemna of either not wiping enough and ending up with a burning ass and skidmarks or wiping too much and tearing our asses into a bloody mess. Of course, quality toilet paper helps turn this black and white line into a large fluffy grey area. However, if you are cursed with crappy toilet paper at work, you end up with the worst of both worlds - not wiping enough to avoid the ass burn and skidmarks, but yet still tearing your ass up into a bloody mess because the toilet pater seems to be either made out of newsprint, recycled sandpaper, or a combination of the two. Being a state employee of the Great State of Texas, it seems like we have the last of those three options. Seriously, wax paper is more absorbant and 120 grit sand paper is softer.
At my work we have Cottonelle Ultra Double Rolls. It’s pretty damn nice…Of course I work for myself from home, so that probably has something to do with it.
The large company I work for has one ply sandpaper. The small company I work for has double ply Cottonelle, (best TP in my opinion) the bosses wife wouldn’t have it any other way. I time my dukes accordingly.
My government ass is jealous.
We get a double ply commercial paper by Scott international, it’s OK but it is prone to dangleberry forming if you are too heavy handed.
it’s like wiping your ass with printer paper.
Toilet paper in Japan is so weak, you go to pull off a sheet and you just pull off a little petal where your fingers were gripping it.
That’s why we have WASHLETS!
I only have porta-johns at my work. That should tell you enough about the paper.
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