How to Win a myspace argument (Not for the squeamish)

Horrible picture warning.

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From:Lior Enbar: No Reservations
Date: Mar 2, 2007 7:33 PM

I don’t know who you are, but you need to really chill.

When I said I’ve been in those environments, I meant that I’ve been in MMA fights. MMA fights that are mixed age and mixed gender.

And FYI what you said about how the fighter matters, is what I’ve been saying to Po Tong for a very long time along with several other people.

And I’m sorry Karate didn’t workout for you, but maybe you practiced a style that did not suit you.

Yes I’m 17, but it’s obvious that I’ve been a martial artist longer than you, no offense. I’ve been doing martial arts since I can remember.

7 years of Isshin Shotokan Karate, TKD, Wrestling (Folkstyle, freestyle, Bohke, Greco-Roman, and High School. Each a different amount of time, but it’s all wrestling none the less.), Scimitar, and Kali.

5 years of Northern Snake Kung Fu, Mantis, Bo Staff, Rope Dart, Straight sword, Ninpo, and Krav Maga.

4 years of Capoeira, Monkey Kung Fu (Stone Monkey 1 year, Tall Monkey 1 year, Wooden Monkey 1 year, and Crafty Monkey 1 year.), and Shuriken.

3 years of Shaolin

2 years of Muay Thai, and BJJ.

And a few months of Nunchaku.

I am currently teaching myself Xing Yi Chuan, Tantui, Taiji Chuan, and Ba Gua.

It took me a lot of dedication, hard work, passion and sacrafice to learn all of that together at different times in my 17 years of life. Let’s just say I went to very, very few parties, and social gatherings. And as a result I’m a very well rounded fighter, martial artist and MMA.

And yes some of those I’m much better at than others, and some I’m a not good at. But I still learned them for the amount of time I did because I wanted to, I had fun, I learned from each one something(s) that will complement the other, and it’s worth it. And I’m still learning the ones that I like the most, and find effective in cross training with.

You may laugh at me or anyone else that practices any of the mentioned above or any martial art you don’t think is useful, cause we don’t care. We just don’t like it when people like you come in and argue about a martial art’s effectiveness and how certain martial arts are supirior to others.

You can post this in as many forums as you want, your blog, or whatever you want to make fun of me. Go ahead I don’t care.

Just don’t think that one year of Muay Thai and you’re a badass, or 7 years of martial arts and you’re the shit.

And watch UFC closer and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

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From:Cyberdyne Systems Model T-X
Date: Mar 2, 2007 8:09 PM

http://www.womenkickboxing.com/kat_johnson.htm

Thats who I am. A real fighter. Not a 17 year old loser sitting behind a keyboard reading martial arts wikis and pretending to be training.

Now, please, kindly fuck right the hell off :slight_smile:

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From:Lior Enbar: No Reservations
Date: Mar 3, 2007 8:10 AM

I don’t give a damn who you are. You said you have been doing Muay Thai for one year, when there are those younger than you who have been studying Muay Thai much longer, and do not think they are badass. Big whoop, you took straight to Muay Thai and excell in it. Congrats on finding a martial art that suits you. But don’t just go in start bashing other martial arts that have been around for centuries and have been proven to be effective in real life situations.

And don’t call me 17 year old loser sitting behind a keyboard reading martial arts wikis who pretends to train. I have more passion then you can ever imagine. I work hard and never stop. I do go on the pc, I’m a noraml teenager in that aspect. But otherwise I’m not.

You don’t know what the hell training is. You want some serious training go to either Brazil, China, Japan, Thailand, Vietnam, any country with a strong war and martial art history, to an old school traditional martial art academy that makes you go beyond your limit. Then you’ll see training for real.

I respect all sudents of Master A who are humble. He is one top notch dude, and excellent fighter. But you are an exception. I’ve been to several Muay Thai schools and they all have respect for every other martial art and they infuse that into their students. You must be such an amazing and special fighter that they have put all of their faith in you for studying one year in the art.

Get over yourself. You’re almost as bad as Po Tong who only studys what 2-3 arts. Most people in the forums have studied many more, and their age does not matter.

And so what if I like Wikipedia. It’s a good place to start to look at stuff and to get information on. Free encyclipedia or not. I’m a student and I use it for most of my reports, and projects and it has landed me A’s all the time. I know some of the stuff is bogus since I check the footnotes and references that are at the bottom of each page. Something I bet you have never done. If you have then you would notice that most of the references are from sites on the web and books written by well known and praised authors on the subject that no one gives doubts on.

And I don’t care if you have a picture with big belts or not. That does not make you an awesome fighter. Go join the WWE if you’re into that.
about.

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From:Cyberdyne Systems Model T-X
Date: Mar 3, 2007 4:02 PM

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From:Lior Enbar: No Reservations
Date: Mar 3, 2007 4:32 PM

And what is that supposed to be and prove?

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From:Cyberdyne Systems Model T-X
Date: Mar 3, 2007 4:44 PM

Well I’ve been doing this intestinal cleanse stuff and I pooped that out the other day and it seemed like a meaningful response. I just pooped this out just about 10 minutes ago, Any opinion on this? It’s kind of rubbery feeling.

Cool huh?

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Lior Enbar: No Reservations
Date: Mar 3, 2007 9:38 PM

First off that is immature and disgusting. Second if your waste looks that during a detox, you should see a doctor. That’s not healthy at all. I do detox three to four times a year and my waste during those times never look like that. In all honesty you should go see a doctor about your colon, and eat lots of fiber and drink close to two galons a day. That’ll get your system back in order. And you may lose some pounds as a result.


The hilarity of him taking it seriously kills me.

So, little pieces of shit take other, larger, pieces of shit seriously?

Hmmm, that makes sense, actually.

… but really: Cut this crap out already.

Wow… you pissed off King Wiki…

Him: [wiki’ing like a monkey wanking at the zoo]Look I’ve done all these arts, I know my shit…
You: [pics of poo] and now you know my shit…
Him [furiously wiki’ing and googling] eat more fibre, take your vitamins and pray…

You should ask for his address and mail him your shit-weasel.

The hilarity of his laundry list of martial arts (23 total) is that the little fucker is 17 years old

I love the fact he’s self teaching himself ba gua etc…
[waves arms, walks in circle, counts to 8] Okay, that’s bagua done… next? Capoiera? [Does cartwheel and bangs a drum] Okay… what’s next…

I think that some of those pictures need to be utilized for the common good.

And by that I mean making people use them as their avatars if they continually make shitty posts (a la Hannibal and his ‘Grand Master of Village Idiocy’).

And subject us all to having to look at that shit every time they post? In addition to seeing their shitty post? WORST IDEA EVER

Maybe these pics should be flashing on one’s screen during a ban. Just for the person that is banned, whenever they try to access bullshido. Oh yeah, and btw, gross.

I really, really, REALLY have this OCD thing about shit. Most people are disgusted by shit, but with me it’s like, times 5.

But still, that guy is a douche.

Notice that his “years of training” add up to well over his age.

That’s not shit, I don’t know what that stuff is but it is nothing like dung as we know it.

That’s what you get for taking snake oils to weird up your shit.

You get weird shit.

That’s what you get.

Maybe its like dog years ( 17) so it could be possible do think so? Just a thought that would make him around hmmm 17x7 = 199 Ohh never mind :book1:

JD

isnt that stuff the natural ruffage that your body needs to better process food? losing that will basically make you not able to digest shit properly for a while.

wow I actually laughed out load, what a great conversation!

Arguing on myspace… there’s your first problem.

Because it has chunks of Myspace gadflies in it.

struggles to resist “pulled that argument out of your ass” joke

“So what if I like Wiki…”

Instant loss. lol. Gaawww, how could he give himself away like that.

Actually, he lost when he mentioned his years of studying arts aka Wiki report.

But, still. He can’t help the way he is. You shouldn’t give him shit for it.

OOOOH Crappy pun of the day -boom boom poom tsssshh-