The Stoned Strange Person Rides Again!
Isn’t 8 seconds just about 6 seconds too long? :mblah05:
There’s about 5 minutes worth of technique in his paragraph. I didn’t actually read it, just skimmed it, and it looked overly complex.
PL
I think what he says is, grab the guys arm, hit him (if need be) and pull him to the ground while sweeping him (if need be) and put your knee on his stomach and hit him in the face if he moves.
Anyone else want to try and translate it?
Shouldn’t take 8 seconds though. Dunno if it deserves it’s own place on bullshido 
edit: wait a sec
Do that while your still grabbing him and put your right foot in back of his foot underneath the arm you are grabbing. Then sweep his leg and twist his arm with your body to your left and get him to the ground
I smell a light version of osotogari. Again if anyone can decipher all of it. Go ahead ^^
I like how he acts as if 8 seconds is really fast.
I noticed that too, but when you think about it, most people really don’t realize how long it takes for a second to go by.
PL
I just timed Myself at about 6 punches a second…hell in 8 I could chug a can of coke afterwards :razz:
If you have 8 seconds, open the trunk of your car and grab a tire iron; better yet, start the car and run him over.
8 seconds can be a short time if you’re stoned Anyway, I just love these “countertechniques” where the attacker throws a straight punch, and the defender goes through a freaking kata before the attacker can do anything else.
“i can earn that in like: one second”
So… Do you visit any web sites other than Myspace and Bullshido? I mean, your Myspace friends are silly and all, and we get a nice chuckle, but perhaps you would improve from looking at other things.
Oh, and I had another question. Do your instructors let you come to class with your face paint on? If so, do you have any tips for getting a lipstick stain out of a gi? I’m environmentally opposed to bleach, so I’m all ears for a new stain-removal tactic.
So…don’t you have a life other than to troll My threads? If not, you are a very sad case indeed.
Oh, and I have another question. Didn’t YOUR instructors teach you anything about respect, integrity, and dignity? It appears not. Back to iggyland with you…learn to post when you don’t make a complete ass of yourself.
Trolling your threads? I happen to read all of the threads with recent additions. Pardon me for clicking, and finding that the sum of your contributions have been in the form of Myspace posts and pointing out that which has already been duly noted. Instead of hanging around Myspace, try using the search function over here at Bullshido.
You’re 35 and goth. Get over yourself.
Shoot him in the fucking head with a 12-gauge.
He’ll go down.
He’d use his 20 second gun counter.
That’d be about 18 seconds too late.
Hm. It’s quite odd that you’re one of a VERY few that take issue with My lifestyle. I would go so far as to say you’re a bigot. So I’m Goth…get over it, it’s not hurting you any. You may also feel free to tell Me to get over Myself when you serve your country for 8 years, have a post graduate education, own two businesses, and raise a child on your own. In the meantime, feel free to bugger off.
I don’t think people are allowed to fight in real time with him.
Matrix rules only probably.
Sorry Beka I know you can defend yourself.
I was thinking the same thing. It is like MYSPACE is the MA mecca to BF. I like your little diatribe about respect, integrity, and dignity? WTF?? You are going on a NON-MA forum and calling BS on people who are probably trying to look cool and get laid. Personally, I think that is disrespectful. Then you are 35 outing 20 and younger boys trying to inflate their ego for the girlies. Where is the integrity in that? Then to post it on a MA specific forum is undignified. You are 35 and still playing as a goth. You have called BS twice on a 23 year old, an 18 year old, and a 20 year old, oooh look at the integrity, respect and dignity comin from you. Oh wait it smells like shit.
You think he could be friends with that Phil Elmore guy?