Any advice? Offers? Tips?
Is flirting my best bet?
How can I “thumbs-up” myself or my posts?
If you’re going to put your thumb where is sounds like you put your thumb, I’d imagine that the answer would be “with lube”.
Don’t pass her guard. If she sweeps make sure you retain guard.
[QUOTE=Lindz;2601188]Don’t pass her guard. If she sweeps make sure you retain guard.[/QUOTE]
huh?
sorry. I’m not a bjjer.
I dont know what “guard” or “sweep” is, nor how to “pass” it.
A little help with the terminology, anybody?
Here, in laymans terms
Take your thumb out your arse and put your dick in her pussy (wash your hands first)
When she closes you up in a triangle, stick your tongue out and lick your way free.
Shave your chest hair and get lots of tattoos.
[QUOTE=humbleservant_7;2601167]Any advice? Offers? Tips?
Is flirting my best bet?[/QUOTE]
give her points for escapes and reversals, points for takedowns, tap for submissions
[QUOTE=Tom .C;2601241]give her points for escapes and reversals, points for takedowns, tap for submissions[/QUOTE]
Very clever!
But i meant “score” as in “get laid”.
[QUOTE=humbleservant_7;2601167]Any advice? Offers? Tips?
Is flirting my best bet?[/QUOTE]
Forget BJJ.
You want gymnasts.
Now, since you don’t know guard, pass or how to score on your own, and I’ve given you best advice you’ll find, answer me one question.
What style do you call what you’re doing now?
[QUOTE=hungryjoe;2601262]You want gymnasts.
[/QUOTE]
Wrong, dancers. You want dancers. They clean up better. Also, most male dancers are gay, lowering your competition.
[QUOTE=humbleservant_7;2601196]
A little help with the terminology, anybody?[/QUOTE]
You’re an asshole.
It means you’re both an idiot and you remind me of where all the shit in the whole world comes from daily.
[QUOTE=hungryjoe;2601262]Forget BJJ.
You want gymnasts.
Now, since you don’t know guard, pass or how to score on your own, and I’ve given you best advice you’ll find, answer me one question.
What style do you call what you’re doing now?[/QUOTE]
Gymnast girls?
Hmmm… maybe!
And I dont do a style yet.
Just reading books…
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;2601267]You’re an asshole.
It means you’re both an idiot and you remind me of where all the shit in the whole world comes from daily.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, Mr. Rabbit!
tell her you want to drill her north south submissions
[QUOTE=humbleservant_7;2601167]Any advice? Offers? Tips?
Is flirting my best bet?[/QUOTE]
Asking her to teach you BJJ is a pretty good idea since it involves close physical contact.
Although if she sues you for sexual harassment, you’re a douchebag and I never said anything.
Step 1: Jam her internet with one of these:
Scientists build WiFi hunter-killer drone and call it SkyNET… Viene Tormenta!
[URL=“http://www.engadget.com/2011/09/10/scientists-build-wifi-hunter-killer-drone-and-call-it-skynet/”]
[QUOTE=Tom .C;2601241]give her points for… reversals…[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=kas888;2601277]tell her you want to drill her north south submissions[/QUOTE]
Anal sex euphamisms FTW!