How to piss a staffer off

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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

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  • Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  • In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  • Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  • If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  • Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  • Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  • Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  • Practice making fax and modem noises.
  • Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  • Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  • Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  • Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  • Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  • Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  • Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  • Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  • Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
  • Honk and wave to strangers.
  • Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  • TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
  • type only in lowercase.
  • dont use any punctuation either
  • Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  • Repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
  • As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  • Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
  • Ask people what gender they are.
  • While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  • Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Sing along at the opera.
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  • Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."[/LIST]
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    I see this ending many ways.

    All of them bad.

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    1. Post pointless threads at forums.
    4

    this is off topic yes?

    but 33 is a good add

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    1. http://blog.drunk-girl-kissing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/college-girls-balls.jpg
      special delivery for studentoftheart !
    6

    Experts set advice to music:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc

    7

    NSFW!, Dammit!

    8

    yup that’ll do it too :angry4:

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    1. when youre alone with someone fart loudly, then insist it was them until they agree. if after a while if they still dont admit it, accuse them of not having integrity.
    10

    34 was already done,

    try to keep up please.

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    1. flame in forum posts
    12

    What does this have to do with my martial art sucking? Oh, I mean, What does this have to do with my martial art sucking in accordance with the prophecy?

    13
    1. Shaolin kempo sucks!
    14

    You get fooled by Villari once and it brands you for life. I suppose I could just change my style field but I’m trying to be as transparent as possible.

    Aww, fuck it I’m changing it.

    15
    1. You’re a faggot!
    16

    Can 37 be moved up a couple of spots ? It seemed to work well.

    17

    Dunkinanal Please review # 34.

    18

    Which one? Your link to what I assume is pornography or the one superspud posted?

    19

    When in doubt: always go with the porn.

    20

    Alright, because that farting idea didn’t sound like it would work.