This will take some imagination, peeps, but the payoff is worth it: I got from an overpumped 250 pounds down to a super trim 170 in only four weeks! How, you ask? Two words:
Medical Coma.
Seriously, just get your doctor to put in enough drugs and you’re one quick nap away from losing ALL that extra weight. UFC (Ultimate Fatburning Center) worked for me!
The Richard Simmons diet plan worked for me. I just put this pic on my fridge and I lost 50lbs in no time.
methz?
I cut off my legs you wouldnt believe the poundage you lose that way
I totally love that site, i’d be a fat cow if i didn’t fast and purge whenever I eat.
I dropped 50 pounds in 10 hours.
How’d I do it?
I shoved all sorts of parasites in my sphincter. Tape worm, arrow worm, ring worm, earthworm, dune worm, computer worm, worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm worm spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
SPAMMIDY SPAM!!! WONDERFUL SPAM!!!
(bloody vikings)
I lost weight when I ate a sandwich made by white kimbo’s girlfriend and then pooped in his newly cleaned toilet.
…stupid push-ups…
You could always shoot for a modest 8 pounds and lose weight Scanners style…
