How much worse are one-armed MAists?

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The thread about lady fighters got me thinking about other groups of people in society, like the disabled for instance.

As a general rule, you would say that most men could beat up a disabled - man or woman.

But now I’m not so sure. Take a look at this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKYg76CyNos

The dude only got one arm, and although he lost, he still kicked ass. I know the guy (with the two arms) and he’s a good fighter…

So next time, perhaps we should all think twice before telling women to shut up, or laughing at the guy with one leg because you nvere know - the joke could be on us…

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This is the best fucking thread ever. Complete with priceless video.

As an aside - armless people tend to prefer soccer over basketball.

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Is this from personal experiance or did you just make that up?

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No matter what anybody says, don’t ever change, Red Bull.

Awesome.

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Don’t you think it’s pretty obvious? I’d love to play basketball against an armless dude, so I could be like Mike.

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There’s thread on here about a one-armed kung-fu dude (no, it’s not a bad 70’s Hong Kong movie) from Australia, if memory serves me right.
He was pretty deluded (teh anti-grapple, take down defences etc) but his students were very loyal.

Anyway, Kyle Maynard has stumps for arms and legs and he’d grapple me til I shit my innards.

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Yeah, I remember the one armed guy. He was a nutjob.

For the love of all that is holy, please do not mention Kyle Maynard again. It got way out of hand the last time he was the subject of conversation. I’m begging you.

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Question: Is he armless or does the right arm have a fist, but is just a nubbin arm?

If he doesn’t have a fist, how is that glove staying on.

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All I know is one a armed swordsman can kick some serious ass, but they aren’t shit against a blind guy with a cane sword

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7BLibF-6YY

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I met a one-armed golfer once. I tried to make conversation, but he got all pissy and started cussing at me. I don’t know what he was so mad about–I only asked him what his handicap was.

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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger, then suddenly it hit me.

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His clothes are going to get smelly after a week or so. Are you sure?

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“We have to be careful, Arthur…we’re unarmed.”

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Paging Boyd: We have a request for “Kyle Maynard, Bag of cocks pt. 2” on aisle 7, thank you.

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I think i need a permanent sarcasm tag around all my posts.